Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, anything Disney-related, Aladdin, or "Friend Like Me." And I'm not making money off this story.

A/N: Originally finished in January of 2010. This one can get a little weird. Hope you like it, though. PLEASE REVIEW!

"Padawan Like Me"

Well, we got forty pirates comin' through—

You see, the Monument is being assailed.

But Master, you're in luck. I swear to you,

No matter what you think, I will not fail!

You got some power in your 'saber, now,

Some heavy ammunition—yours, for free.

You got some thrust, parry, yahoo and how,

'Cause all you gotta do is call on me,

And I'll say. . .

Oh, Master Qui-Gon Jinn, what will your pleasure be?

Let me take your orders, follow them—

You ain't never seen a boy like me!

Life as your Padawan. . .

That's all I want to be!

C'mon, whisper what it is you want—

Never took a Padawan like me!

From you I'll learn of humble service:

You're the boss, the chief, the man!

Say what you wish;

It's yours! True dish.

How 'bout a little more gibbertz 'n' ham?

Peruse the choice of "A";

Take in the choice of "B."

I've got a plan to be your man.

Never had a Padawan like me!

Can Bruck Chun do this?

Can Bruck Chun do that?

Can Bruck Chun pull this

Out his little hat?

Well, look-y now. . . ha, ha!

Can Bruck Chun go using the Force, and—

Let it rip!—and leave all the people wond'ring how?

So don't you stand there, tight-jawed, narrow-eyed:

I'm here to put to rest your nameless fears!

You got me as your choice—and hear my voice!—

You got Kenobi for a dozen years!

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what-cha wish? I really wanna know.

You gotta look at me and stop your doubt;

I'm not the same as Xanatos, you know, and so. . .

Oh, Master Qui-Gon Jinn,

Take a Padawan like me!

I'll be the one, in the long run.

You ain't had a Padawan, had a Padawan,

You ain't had a Padawan, had a Padawan,

Never had a . . .

Pada. . .

Wan . . . like . . . me!

Never had a Padawan like me!