YAY! Summer vacation started for me! So to start it off, I wrote three oneshots. This is the one for Fruits Basket!

Now, I've been wanting to write a answering machine for one of my favorite characters lately, and when 'My Soul Your Beats' -One of my buds- asked me to write a story for her, I couldn't resist. So this one's for you pal!

I do not own Fruits Basket or Nyan Cat. If I owned Nyan Cat, then it would just be a floating head 'cuz I'd eat the Poptarts.


Why We Shouldn't Answer The Phone

"Hi, you've reached Kyo. Leave a message and I'll think about calling back."

"Kyonkichi~ Yuki won't pick up his phone and Gure-san blocked me! Can you believe it! Who would dare do that to the Dear Aya! Can you tell my dear brother to call me back?"

(Beep)

"Hiiiiiii Kyo-kun! I finally decided to wear the Poptarts costume you gave me! You know, the one that allows me to fart out rainbows. I was on my way to visit you, but I got lost. Then, some crazy guy got a video of me online and called me the Nyan Cat! Now, I can't leave this alley 'cuz the paparazzi's after me! Can you please pick me up?...Please?...

(Beep)

"Soham-Kun...Tohru's starting to look pale...If I learn that you had something to do with that I will electrocute you with my poison waves..."

(Beep)

"OH MY GOSH! Yuki-Senpai looked at me today! Does that mean he's interested I me? We cam-Oops! Sorry, wrong phone number; and that's right! My beloved Yuki looked at-" "Motoko! BE QUIET! The neighbors will complain!"

(Beep)

"Kyo-Kun, it's Kagura! We've gone so long without seeing each other! Why won't won't you return my calls? Gentlemen don't do that! I'm coming by tomorrow and don't you even think about running away!"

(Beep)

"'Sup. It's Haru. I was wondering, but Hiro pointed out that I was technically eating a cow whenever I eat a hamburger...Does that make me a cannibal?"

(Beep)

"Hey, it's Haru again. Just thought I'd warn you but Kagura's packing her clothes along with a taser, pepper spray, leeks, ropes, a rocket launcher, and a phone book while muttering about visiting you. Just thought I'd let you know."

(Beep)\

"Hello Kyo. This is Hatori. Please tell Yuki that his brother got hit by a car and he is at the hospital."

(Beep)

"Everyone! You will not believe this but my dear brother Yuki came to visit me when he heard I got hit by a car! He even asked me if I saw who hit me because he wants to hunt him down!-" "Stop telling everyone about what I'm doing!"

(Beep)

"Hello Yuki-Senpai. I just thought that I would let you know that I was there when your brother got hit by a car. The person driving the car was a gray haired girl."

(Beep)

"Eep! I'm sorry Kyo-Senpai! Wrong number! But can you still tell Yuki-Senpai about what I said before?"

(Beep)

"You, baka neko. If anyone asks I was at my garden when my brother got hit by a car. Also, make sure Shigure doesn't go out to check on his car."

(Beep)

"Yo! Kyo-Kun. It's Arisa. Your cousin was here a few minutes ago asking how to not get caught after running over someone with a car. If you don't return my call, I'm going to guess that your the one he hit."

(Beep)

"Ooooooh Kyo-Kun~ It's Kagura. Look at your window. I'm here, and I'll catch you if you try to run away..."

(Beep)


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