Author's Notes: Rewrite of Friday, by the infamous Rebecca Black. Massive Prisoner of Azkaban spoilers, minor Order of the Phoenix (In the last line). No way was I doing the rap, so this is just Ms. Black's part of the song. I like to think it's better than the original…

If you enjoy this, and have masochistic tendencies, be sure to take a look at "Fifth Year, or Why won't you believe me", which is a slightly inferior rewrite to the even worse song "My Jeans".

Just for fun. I don't own Friday (Thank God) or Harry Potter (Unfortunately)

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End of July, living with the Dursleys

Gotta admit, I blew up Aunt Marge

Gotta run away, gotta take the Knight Bus

Stan is talking about Sirius (Black)

Cornelius Fudge is an odd person

"Stay in Diagon Alley"

Got to see my friends

Then we go to…

Platform nine and three fourths

Take the Hogwarts Express

Lupin tell me what the

Hell's a Dementor?

It's third year, third year,

Everyone loves third year

Though it kinda sucks that we are in a lockdown

Third year, third year

It's a freaky third year.

We saved a convict in our end-of-June fight

Time-turners, time turners (Hey!)

Hippogriffs, hippogiffs (Yeah!)

New Fi-re Bolt, looking forward to the next year…

Hermione's new cat is

So obsessed with Scabbers

It is so weird, don't know what to think

Kill, kill, it wants to kill

Least, that's what Ron thinks.

Dementors closing in

Made me lose at Quidditch

Get lessons from Lupin

He knew my dad.

How come Ron is always

Fighting with Hermione?

I'm starting to think he

Has a crush on her…

It's third year, third year,

Everyone loves third year

Though it kinda sucks that we are in a lockdown

Third year, third year

It's a freaky third year.

We saved a convict in our end-of-June fight

Time-turners, time turners (Hey!)

Hippogriffs, hippogiffs (Yeah!)

New Fi-re Bolt, looking forward to the next year

Last year it was Riddle's Journal

That screwed everything up, thing up,

This year I think it's The Man who is the villain

J. K.'s message was not that subtle

He doomed Hagrid's Hippogriff

And wanted Sirius dead

Just hope it's not this bad next year!

H. P. – Harry Potter

It's third year, third year,

Everyone loves third year

Though it kinda sucks that we are in a lockdown

Third year, third year

It's a freaky third year.

We saved a convict in our end-of-June fight

Time-turners, time turners (Hey!)

Hippogriffs, hippogiffs (Yeah!)

New Fi-re Bolt, looking forward to the next year…

It's third year, third year,

Everyone loves third year

Though it kinda sucks that we are in a lockdown

Third year, third year

It's a freaky third year.

We saved a convict in our end-of-June fight

Good werewolves, good werewolves (Hey!)

Trelawney was right again!

Godfather's doomed, Bellatrix will kill the wrong Black…

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Fin