I've come to notice that all of your behaviors lately have been pretty horrible," 5th Hokage Tsunade said to Konaha 12 (A/N Yes 12 Sasuke is there!) "So I'm going to teach you all a lesson about growing up. Girl's on the left side of the room. Boys on the other. Naruto go in between Sasuke and Sakura. Choji between Ino and Shikamaru. Kiba between Hinata and Shino And finally Rock Lee between Tenten and Neji."
"The boys in the middle will be turned back into babies" Tsunade continued, "The other two will act as your parents., You will all live together and be a family for two weeks unless things get worse."
"Grandma Tsunade!" Naruto yelled out, "What do we get from this!"
"The winner's will get a week off from missions and go to the hot springs. ALL expenses paid. Now if you do fail horribly you may get turned back into genin. Now, the 'babies' follow Shizune."
Naruto, Kiba, Choji, and Rock Lee left the room.
"Now you will be staying at your "husbands' house's. For the two week we will give you 50,000 dollars. If you somehow run out of that come and see me. Understood?"
"Yes," everyone replied.
"Now go home."
Sasuke sighed as him and Sakura walked out together.
Sakura had given up on her dream of being with Sasuke a while back.
Almost six years ago.
They were now nineteen.
The two headed to the Uchiha home to see Sakura's stuff was already there.
How was he going to handle a baby?
Especially since it's Naruto!
"When do you think he's going to get here?" Sasuke asked Sakura as they sat down on the couch.
She looked at him.
"Okay," she said, "I get that you don't like this but we have too. I don't think you want to fail, right?"
"Yeah," Sasuke said slouching into the couch, "But this is such a stupid project..."
"Not that stupid," Sakura started to remember her fan girl days.
If she was still in that phase she would be completely insane right now.
Luckily she wasn't but, that doesn't mean she ever stopped liking Sasuke...
But he did not have to know that.
"Could you show me around?" Sakura asked her 'husband'.
"Hn," Sasuke replied.
He motioned for her to follow him.
"This is our room," he said pointing to a giant bedroom.
"Wait," Sakura said halting, "Our?"
Sasuke shot her a weird look.
"Married couples share a room...That's also why your stuff is in there."
They walked down the hall about five seconds further.
"And this will be Naruto's room, hence the baby stuff..."
"How'd the baby stuff get here?"
"Probably while we were meeting with Tsunade people came by and set it up..."
Then they heard loud knocks on the door and a baby crying very loudly!
"Naruto," Sakura and Sasuke mumbled together.
Sakura ran to the front door as Sasuke slowly walked.
Savoring the moments before his version of hell.
Sakura opened the front door to see Naruto in a baby stroller.
She picked him and held him.
"Sasuke," she yelled, "Bring in the stroller!"
"Great," Sasuke thought to himself grabbing the stroller and shutting the door, "She's already ordering me around."
Sasuke put the stroller down and walked into the den to see Sakura holding Naruto in the rocking chair that was his mothers.
Sasuke could vaguely remember his mother holding him in that chair.
Singing to him to make him calm down.
Then it hit Sasuke...
Naruto didn't grow up with parents had all.
He had a horrible childhood.
For the few months he was this young again-
He and Sakura had to make it fantastic and nurturing.
It was just something Sasuke felt the obligation to do for him.
He sat down on the couch next to the chair.
"Sing to him," he mumbled to Sakura.
She turned her head towards Sasuke and smiled.
"What?" she replied.
"Sing," Sasuke said a bit louder, "When I was little it helped me..."
She made and awkward face and shook her head.
"Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's going to buy you a looking glass.
If that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's going to buy you a billy goat.
If that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's going to buy you a cart and bull.
If that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.
If that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.
If that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little boy in town.
So hush little baby, don't you cry,
Daddy loves you and so do I," Sakura sang.
Sasuke sort of smiled at the last line of the song.
He kind of loved Naruto but not in an inappropriate way...
As a brother or in this case a son...
Sakura looked at Sasuke.
She saw a sweet look on his face.
"This is going to be interesting," she thought to herself.
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