AN: This is my final chapter, but later today or tomorrow (hopefully) I should be putting the sequel up! Eeep!

Disclaimer: Twilight, which is not owned by me, is totally awesome!

Rosalie POV

"Carlisle, for the last time, we don't know what you're talking about." I rolled my eyes. This was getting absolutely no where.

"I swear I thought I saw Bella and Alice getting arrested on TV," he opposed, obviously not believing the lie we were feeding him,

"Well you thought wrong," I retorted.

He narrowed his eyes and stared for a moment before sighing and turning away. He knew he had lost as well as we knew Emmett was probably watching porn upstairs. Not that I wouldn't kill him for that later...

Esme was currently cornering Jasper and Edward, screaming and lecturing about how they could revise there sentences to eliminate the curse words. That was going to be a difficult lesson to teach. Alice and Bella were in the corner, screaming and hollering about ghosts and something about being goth. Me? I was just trying to live in this hostile environment. I just have to take it one step at a time...more like one sigh and irritated scream at a time. Maybe I'll just be able to get away with escaping out the door.

I crept toward the door, trying to escape their craziness. I was going to make it!

"Rosalie!"

Or maybe not.