HOWDAY! This is my first posting as an official member of the Cabal!
I love the reviews I'm getting on this story! I'm flattered that you guys like to read this so much. I wanna make a shoutout to AshleeSeddie for being awesome. Go read her stories. They're great!
I got A LOT of requests for this one. Pregnant Seddie! Don't get me wrong, some of these stories are absolutely amazing. I read this one by LuDiamonds that totally blew my mind. It's called iWon't be Seventeen Forever. It was touching and one of the best written Fanfics I've ever read.
(WARNING: Some adult themes and language! SHEILD YOUR EYES, YOUNG ONES!)
"I love parties!" I yell over the pulse-pounding music. I'm staggering all over the place, drunk as a chicken. Freddie is also shit-faced drunk because he's definatly the kind of person that would go to a party and get hammered.
"YEAH! Me too!" Freddie yelled back. We looked deep in each other's eyes for about five seconds.
"I love you!" I slur my words because of intoxication.
"I love you too!" Freddie smiled. We start to make out violently In the middle of the dance floor because nobody will notice me if I put my hands over my eyes. We automatically know where to find an unoccupied bedroom. Then "things" happen. No detail needed there.
When I wake up in the morning, I'm totally baffled as to what happened even though I only had a few beers. I look over to see Freddie asleep on the bed next to me. OMG! Did we…? I climb out of bed and yank my clothes on. I can't remember what happened last night but I know exactly where I threw my clothes. Miraculously, Freddie doesn't even wake up though I'm tromping around like an elephant. I walk out the door and try to find Carly who wasn't even mentioned in the first half of this story. She's dead asleep on the couch.
"Carly, wake up." I poke her side. Carly's hungover even though she is the most prudent girl I've ever met and would never drink under any circumstance.
"Ugh, I'm sooo hungover." Carly moans.
"I'm not because even though I was drunker than you, it doesn't even affect me at all!" Carly gets off the couch and follows me to the bedroom where Freddie is already dressed.
"Let's go home." He says. We drive home silently. Carly immediately face-plants on the couch and is snoring within seconds because It's totally possible to fall asleep that fast.
"Do you know what I did last night?" Freddie asks.
"Nope." I lie.
"Okay, I won't ask anymore question because losing my virginity isn't that important!" Freddie says cheerfully. He strolls back into his apartment and I'm left alone in the hallway. I sure hope I don't get pregnant!
3 Months Later
OMG I'm sooo sick to my stomach right now! I'm sure I'm not pregnant. Oh look! A random pregnancy test on the bathroom sink. I use it. I'M PREGNANT! I gotta tell Freddie.
"Freddie I'm pregnant." I tell him when I walk out of the bathroom.
"Is it mine?" asks Freddie.
"Oh, okay. Guess I'll have to develop feelings for you during the pregnancy so the baby can have a daddy." Freddie shrugs.
"CARLY I'M PREGNANT!" I yell up the stairs.
"IS IT FREDDIE'S?" She yells back.
"MAKE SURE YOU TWO FALL IN LOVE DURING THE PREGNANCY SO THE BABY CAN HAVE A DADDY!" Carly shouts back from upstairs.
"OKAY!" I sit on the couch next to Freddie. I think I love him already because he's suddenly so beautiful.
During the pregnancy, I don't attend any classes or doctor's appointments but I'm sure the baby will be okay because I'm perfectly healthy. I'm not grouchy or anything because there's no way my hormones are out of whack. Pfft, that's for pregnant losers…Oh wait.
So I'm on my ninth month and me and Freddie are standing on the fire escape watching the stars. I love to do that all the time because doing girly stuff is fun. He's so hawt under the moonlight.
"Sam, during the perfect pregnancy I fell in love with you." Freddie admits.
"I fell in love with you to because Carly told me too." So we're making out when SUDDENLY: OMG MY WATER BROKE!
"Ewww! That's icky Sam!" Freddie says like a little boy. He drives me to the hospital and I have a flawless baby despite no doctor visits, maternal medication, or parenting skills. Then me and Freddie raise a wonderful, law abiding child and we live happily ever after, despite the fact that 68% of teenage marriages fail within 10 years.
Hope you enjoyed that one. It was interesting to write I must say. I won't be able to post anything for the next week because I'm going to volunteer at a Special Needs camp! It's gonna be awesome! I'll try to post as soon as I get back okay! PEACE HOMIES!
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