Hi everyone! I guess My Immortal fics never grow tiring, do they? So this time, I went and "countrified" it!


AN: Special thank'ya (geddit it, 'cause Im country) 2 my gf (ew not in that way ya dirty rotten varmint!) raven, happyydeerzyukyukyuk 4 helpin me wif da story and spellin'. you re a great bud, thank ya for bein' that fatthful! Justin you be the love of my joyful life you rock too! Rascal Flatts rock!

Hi ya'll my name is Cathy Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have real short light brown hair (with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-neck and warm brown eyes like them cow patties and i got lots o' people tellin' me I look like Amy Lee (AN: it ya ain't be knowin' who that there woman is it would be much obliged if ya would please leave this here site!). I ain't related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's quite a fine fella'. I ain't a vampire 'cause my teeth are bucked not pointy and yellowish not white. I got light brown skin from bein' out in the hot sun all day farmin' my crops. I'm also a witch, and I be goin' to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a farmer (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly plaid. I hate Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from the Boot Barn and Farmers-R-Us. For example today I was wearin' denim overalls with matching gloves and plaid button-up shirt, and some muddy boots. I don't wear no lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner or red eye shadow. I was walkin' outside Hogwarts. It was snowin' and rainin' so there was no sun, which I was very sad about, 'cause ain't no crops can grow without sun. A lot of people stared at me. I smiled at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! I had heard things about him. I had heard he was a goth, which means he likes black and the devil. I be a Christian.

"What's up Draco? An' please don't be callin' me by my middle name. I like you people to call me by my first name," I asked.

"Okay then, Cathy." he said shyly.

But then, I started hearin' my cows mooin' and I had to go away.

AN: Is it good? Please be tellin' me, thank ya'll!