Sam Winchester woke to a startled yell from the bed next to his. "Dean? Wha?" He grabbed his colt from under his pillow and rolled over. The young Hunter saw a shadowy figure perched on the edge of Dean's bed. Dean was still lying down as Sam fired.
There was a thud as the figure hit the floor. Then the shape got back up, rubbing its side. It spoke in an annoyed familiar voice.
"Ouch, Sammy. What was that for?"
Letting out an exasperated sigh, Sam flipped on a light. There was Gabriel, the archangel and trickster god standing, glaring at him.
"What the fuck Gabriel?" Dean yelled, "Get the fuck away from me!"
Dean quickly sat up in bed, glowering at the angel and pulling the blankets around himself.
Gabe was completely unmoved as he sat himself on the edge of the bed again.
"Gabriel, why are you here?" Sam asked, wearing his best bitch-face.
"I was bored. Decided to visit my favorite humans."
Dean sat there, eyes fixed angrily on the sandy-haired god. "Gabriel, I told you to move away." He enunciated the sentence clearly, shooting the other a venomous look.
"But Dea…." The archangel didn't get to finish as Dean's foot kicked him in the gut, knocking the breath out of him.
"Why are you so annoying?"
"Why are you so bossy?"
The two yelled simultaneously, shooting daggers at each other.
Sam laughed and spoke to both of them. "He acts that way because he is trying to impress you. It's mating behavior."
"What?" Both the older hunter and the archangel yelped, turning to face Sam.
Sam shook his head, laughing and gasping for air. If he had been standing, he would have fallen.
Dean scowled at his brother then at Gabe, who was growling at Sam.
"Yeah. It's so obvious. You guys are flirting!"
As the Trickster snarled, Dean reddened.
"Ew! Hell no! I like women. With blonde hair and big tits!" Dean hissed.
"Sam, what's wrong with you?"
"Shut up Gabe!"
"There you go, bossing me around again!"
"I said, SHUT UP!"
Sam laughed, "I'll be leaving you two to your activities." With that, he walked out the door, leaving two very angry men behind.
Dean yelled after him, "Bitch!" As he turned to glance at Gabe, he saw he was being watched with the angel's intense golden eyes.
"Stop looking at me like that!"
"Why? Because I don't like it!"
"Stop asking why!"
There was an angry silence as both argued within themselves. Suddenly, the god pinned Dean to the bed in a rough kiss.
The hunter gasped and pushed Gabriel away forcibly. "Don't kiss me like that!"
"C-can I kiss you like this?" The angel leaned in, cupping Dean's face in his hands and softly pressing a kiss to his lips. When he tried to pull back, the man grabbed his face and pressed a soft kiss back.
There was the sound of a door slamming from outside the room and they both snapped out of it. Dean shoved the god away. "T-this never happened!"
When Gabriel tried to speak, Dean cut him off. "This never happened! Forget about it!"
"Do you want to go back to arguing? Or should I just leave?"
"No! Just leave asshole!" Dean yelled and pointed at the door.
Gabriel walked over to it, looking like a kicked puppy. As he walked out of the door, he turned back and said, "You're right. This never happened."