This fic goes out to Sharlene (Mynuet on FF.net) and Majo-chan (Yamino Majo on FF.net) in thanks for feeding the Voice's insanity. It's aaall their fault! *laughs*

Ask a Stupid Question

By Icka! M. Chif

"Baka zaru! Do you think you could talk about something other than food?!"

"...."

"Ne, Sanzo? Why do you wear a dress all the time?"

*whack!*

"It is not a dress. These are ceremonial robes."

"Then how come you have a skirt?"

"It is -not- a skirt."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Okay."

"...."

"Sanzo?"

"What?!"

"Are you actually a girl?"

"Wha-? No!"

"Then how do you explain the lacy ruffled underpants?"

"What?! Where did that come from?!"

"Laundry."

"Y'know, the 'zaru's got a point."

"I do?!"

"Don't let it get to your head... How do we know that Sanzo here -isn't - a girl? That would explain a lot."

"...."

"Sanzo could be suffering from PMS."

"PMS?"

"Post Menstrual Syndrome crankiness, Pre Menstrual Syndrome crankiness, During Menstrual Cycle Syndrome crankiness, Non-Menstrual Cycle Syndrome crankiness..."

*whack!*

"itai..."

"Maybe if we took Sanzo on a date at the next town, he... she... Sanzo wouldn't be so cranky!"

"See? The zaru agrees with me. Maybe you could take him dancing. Tango, or the samba..."

"No."

"Wait! I have an idea!"

"...."

*rustle*

*tie*

*tie*

"Here we go! See? All girls like pink bows in their hair!"

*click*

"Sit down, shut up or the next person to talk gets a bullet in their head. And wipe that smile off your face, Hakkai."

"Maa... We're approaching the next town right now."

"Not soon enough."

*silence.*

*silence.*

*silence*

"Everybody out. And not a word, Goku."

"But I'm hungry!"

*whap!*

"ouch!"

"...."

"Ne, Hakkai?"

"Yes?"

"Think we should explain the lacy ruffled underpants?"

*snicker*

Fin.

The amusing part is that a couple hours after finishing writing this, I found a keychain that read 'I have P.M.S. and a Gun. -Did you say something?'. Is that Sanzo or what?!