Part 4 –breaking news

Police are looking for two female impersonators regarding the arson fire that destroyed Club 666 at 12:30 this morning.

Survivors reported two men dressed as women herded everyone outside. One was very tall; the other one was very cute.

"Not my type, but I like bow legs in high heels," one male witness stated.

The tall one muttered something about poisoned makeup and how weird their lives were. The pretty one rolled his eyes and didn't say much.

Shortly after Club 666 caught fire and subsequently burned to the ground.

The two persons of interest slipped away into the night.

And now we're done.