Authors note:

Exactly how far would Kaito go for a Klondike bar? I haven't done anything in awhile, so I feel the need to post a story. I got the idea from eating a Klondike bar, so I'm still on an ice cream high of awesome.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you would feel the need to sue me for, but I do own a few Klondike bars in my freezer :). If you look closely you can find a quote from asdfmovie3. It's kinda obvious.

-From the Amazing Hotaru half of the Hotaru/Naichingeru duo

"Goodbye, world." Kaito put the gun he borrowed from Taito to his temple. "Okay Kaito I'll see you around." Kaito was about to pull the trigger, tears running down his face, when Ted and Len burst into the room. "KAITO WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Ted yelled, breadcrumbs spilling off his shirt onto the navy blue carpet. " Kaito turned, a sad expression like a kicked puppy on his face." I went to the grocery store…and…and…AND THEY WERE OUT OF KLONDIKE BARS!" Kaito broke down, Len patting his back in comfort and support, turning to look at Ted to give him a thumbs up, then go back to caring mode for the blunette. "Kaito, we bought all the ice cream." Ted finished the sentence for Len. "We want you to do some important stuff for us, stuff that we're too busy to do. Every time you complete a task, we will give you a Klondike bar. The store won't buy any more for 2 months, which is the amount that we have stockpiled. Do you agree to these terms?" Kaito stood up, smiled, and dropped the gun as he signed the contract with Ted, the safety not being on causing them to have to do some awkward explaining at the emergency room about the gaping hole in Lens foot. Then the list began.

#1:Brushing a Persian Cat While Skydiving

Kaito looked at his two friends, the smell of fear mixing with the smell of cat in the small aircraft. Ted gave him the thumbs up, and passed him a brush. Before sliding open the door with shaking fingers, Kaito turned to Len. "What does this accomplish?" Len looked kind of happy to send his friend into a dangerous situation. "Nothing, except we have a bet with a few other guys to see if someone would actually do it, and the pots over a hundred now. There's a video camera on your helmet, and if you and the borrowed cat make it down alive we'll give you the Klondike bar at the bottom. BYE!" Opening the door and kicking the bluenette out of the small plane from 30,000 feet, they watched with mild boredness until they could no longer hear his screams of pure terror. Shutting the door, Ted directed the pilot, "Take her down, Kiyoteru." Len sat on the floor, looking up with a face that only a shota could give. " Ted, did you charge the batteries of the camera?" Ted racked his memory, and shrugged. "Nope. Oh well, let's just keep that information to ourselves."

Meanwhile with Kaito

"STOP STRUGGLING DARN YOU I'M TRYING TO BRUSH YOU DAMMIT!" Kaito shook the cat until it was senseless so he could brush its thick and matted coat out, not realizing until he was dangerously close to the ground to pull his parachute. Helping him into the car, the two boys let him be in shock in the backseat. "I'm dead…I'm…I'm freaking dead." Though a Klondike bar to the face does wonders for a persons mood after a traumatizing near death experience.

At the Vocaloid household

Rin parked the road roller in the garage and climbed off the giant yellow metal beast. Picking a cat brush up off the counter, she opened the door to her room. "Fluffy~~~ Where'd you go, you silly cat?" Looking around, the teenager nonchalantly shrugged her shoulders and sat down with a book. "Oh well, I'll just have to kill Len if he doesn't return with Fluffy."

The end

How is that for a first part? If people post reviews with ideas, I might use most of them to help with the list. Don't worry, I'll give you credit for your idea when I post it. Giant piece of Internet cake to people who quote the line from asdf3 in their review, and a big Internet cookie to all the people that review! Bye for now!