I am the very model of a major Harry Potter fan.
I've information Potterish from Privet Drive to Azkaban.
I've seen all of the movies, which the books are always better than.
In fact, Ms. Rowling has commanded all of my attention span.

I write fanfictions for a lark and share the best whene'er I can
and never would I dream of making Harry an American.
For acne I would recommend a salve of bubotuber pus
I've studied my fantastic beasts from none other than Rubeus.

I know the secret password to the fabulous Marauders' Map
and all the rules to Wizards Chess, to Gobstones and Exploding Snap.
I short, in matters Potterish from Privet Drive to Azkaban
I am the very model of a major Harry Potter fan.

I've read that Mrs. Figg lives on a walk with grand wisterias
and Harry's dear godfather is an animage named Sirius.
I know the dates of Quidditch matches, births and deaths, and goblin wars,
the Transfig'ration Law of Gamp with all th'exceptions, too, of course.

Of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes I confess myself a connoisseur
Of Bertie Botts and Chocolate Frogs I cannot say which I prefer.
If I could go to Hogwarts I'm quite sure I'd be in Gryffindor
and hang around with Harry and Headmaster Albus Dumbledore.

In Quidditch, for a broomstick a new Firebolt is de rigeur.
To me, Ginevra Weasley is far prettier than Delacour.
In short, in matters Potterish from Privet Drive to Azkaban
I am the very model of a major Harry Potter fan.

Of Gryffindor or Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw or Slytherin
If you're a Potter fan it matters not to me what house you're in.
We'll study for our O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s because the time is getting short
and tip a pint of butterbeer to toast the death of Voldemort.

If I had time I'd love to tell the tale of Harry's thestral ride,
of Sev'rus Snape, and Lily's love, and Grawp and even more beside.
And though the fall of Dumbledore so struck me that I nearly cried
it wasn't quite as shocking as the scene where Colin Creevey died.

I read a bit on fansites with a grin that's quite sardonical
but only really like it when the pairings are canonical.
But still, in matters Potterish from Privet Drive to Azkaban
I am the very model of a major Harry Potter fan.