Alright, so I have decided to just dumb all of my Death Note fanfiction onto the site. I'm usually pretty self-conscious about things (especially my writing), but I figure I might as well post things. I am not going to allow my feelings to be hurt by anything that anyone might say; I enjoy these stories and that's all that really matters to me. The only reason I'm posting things is on the off chance that other people enjoy them too. If you would like to review please feel free.

Pairing: None
Rating: T+ (I think it doesn't need to be higher than that, but if anyone disagrees please let me know and I'll raise it)
Warnings: Uh... Light is a healthy young man...
Disclaimer: I don't own "Death Note"


"Damn it." Light muttered as he finally opened his eyes, groaning softly.

He could no longer ignore the problem; he had hoped that just ignoring it would make it go away, but it just wasn't working.

He sat up slowly, trying to move the bed as little as possible so as not to wake the sleeping detective next to him.

What was he going to do? He had a hard-on that just wouldn't leave him alone and no matter how many disturbing scenarios he tried running through his head it just wouldn't go away.

If he had been at home in his own room the solution would have been simple, but he couldn't very well just start jerking off with a very light-sleeping L next to him.

Light groaned, even the thought of being caught masturbating wasn't making it go away.

There was only one thing to do.

He turned slightly to L and gently reached out a hand to shake his shoulder.

"Ryuzaki." He whispered softly.

L blinked his, eyes opened and he looked up at Light with blurry eyes for a few moments before slowly sitting up.

"Is something wrong Light-kun?"

"No." Light replied, "I just have to use the restroom."

L nodded and pushed the covers aside so that he could get out of the bed.

Light watched the other male for a moment before getting out of bed as well; he really hoped that he wouldn't be able to see his problem.

The two left the room and walked to the hall where the restroom was.

Light groaned softly when they reached it; he had momentarily forgotten that he wasn't allowed to go anywhere without the detective, and that included the rest room.

"Ryuzaki, is there any way that you could just stay out here for a few moments?"

"I'm afraid I can't do that Light-kun." L replied, shaking his head slightly, "You've used the restroom with me in there before."

He had, it had been strange getting used to it, but L did always make sure to look away; he had also had to get used to have to go in there every time L needed to use the bathroom as well.

This, however, was different.

"Ryuzaki, I'm not going to do anything, I just need a few minutes to myself."

L blinked at the other for a few moments before looking down and it was now that he seemed to notice Light's problem.

Light blushed ever-so-slightly, glad for the fact that he and L couldn't see each other all that well.

"There is no need to be embarrassed about that Light-kun." L said as he turned toward the bathroom again and opened the door, "It's a natural reaction and you are still young so it is not strange for your body to become aroused in the middle of the night."

"Ryuzaki shut up."

L turned to look at Light, "Very well." He said as he walked into the bathroom.

Light groaned again as he followed L, "I'm not going to be able to do anything with you in here."

"It's alright Light-kun, I won't look."

"Gods L that's not the point."

"That looks very uncomfortable though Light-kun, you should really take care of it."

Light rubbed at his face, "Ryuzaki, let's just go back to bed."

L blinked, "Are you sure?"



"I can't masturbate with you in the same room L!" Light yelled, he was too frustrated to worry about being embarrassed anymore.

"Very well, Light-kun." L replied as he walked out of the restroom.

Light sighed – relieved that the other wasn't going to push things anymore – as he followed L out of the bathroom and back to their shared bathroom.

As the two settled down into bed once again Light was relieved to find that all of the arguing with L had caused his erection to go down and he was able to go back to sleep.