JUST SAY NO

Tequila-impaired, Sam tried to focus. "Tell the truth, damn it!"

"Okay! YES! I slept with Ruby!"

"Dude, after all the shit you gave me about her!" Sam hiccupped. "I'm not drunk enough for this."

"Sam -"

"Hold on a sec - blonde Ruby or brunette Ruby?"

Dean blushed.

"Both? You're such a freaking horn dog! Next you're gonna tell me you slept with Bella!"

Dead silence.

Sam was suddenly very sober. "You slept with Bella?"

"Well," Dean hedged, "we didn't sleep."

"I really need another drink."

"Oh, come on, Sam! It was angry sex! I couldn't turn down angry sex!"