Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN DETECTIVE CONAN OR OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB. YEAH.
So… I really have no excuse why I haven't updated… *sweat-drop* Except for school… *sigh* Sorry! I've been way too lazy to write… But I really appreciate you guys!
I've been having a bad year so far… Someone in our school committed suicide and… Yeah. I didn't know her, but… I wish the best for her family. My grandfather is also in the hospital… It's been bad. I also recently went through a stage of depression…
Anyways! Onto happier subjects. How has everyone been doing? Good, I hope!
I'm so busy… I'm in drama club in my school, and… I'm the STAGE MANAGER. Don't know how that happened… I have so much work I need to do…
Also, I'm so addicted to Hetalia now… Seriously. I'm also writing a Hetalia and Detective Conan crossover… ^^ Really, I have SO many ideas for fics… And I don't have time to write them… . And I want to try and finish some of my other fics before I start new ones.
I hope everyone will have a good Halloween~! I was invited to two parties. One of them today… I'm really scared to go. I hate scary stuff… WISH ME LUCK!
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Shinichi groaned. He was still in the hands of the devious Hitachiin twins, and frankly, was tired of it. So he decided to do something about it.
The detective glanced down. He could… Kick them, he supposed, but… He'd probably get into more trouble. He was a guest; He needed to be respectful, so that was out of the question.
If only he could reach his tranquilizer watch! He might be able to dart one of the identical brothers. Unfortunately, both of his arms were locked with the Hikaru and Karou. That was option was out.
That left one last option.
"Hey!" Shinichi called out to the students in the room. "I know who Kaitou Kid is!"
Even though most of the attention was on him already, all of the female students (and a few males) whipped their heads towards the detective.
Shinichi smirked as Kaito turned to give his could-be twin his most deadly glare. Haruhi looked slightly confused while Ran was somewhat shocked that her childhood friend would resort to such measures. Karou and Hikaru looked at each other curiously and shrugged.
"TELL US! TELL US! TELL US!" A chant filled the room. Even the teacher joined in.
Shinichi wore a grin worthy of Kaitou Kid as his plan turned out to be a success. All of the students began to crowd around the Hitachiin twins and the other set of 'twins'.
Hikaru and Kaoru both struggled to keep their grip on the detective as the fans of the 'retired' phantom thief tried to grab Shinichi and demand more information.
In the midst of all the confusion, the soccer fan managed to slip out as the mob attacked. Easily, he made it through the crowd, having practice as Conan and appeared next to Ran and Haruhi.
"Shinichi! I can't believe you'd say something like that!" The karate champion reprimanded.
"Ah, give me some credit, Ran! I didn't have any other way of getting out…"
"So… Do you know Kaitou Kid's identity?" Haruhi looked slightly intrigued.
Shinichi searched for an answer that didn't involve giving Kaito's secret away. "Well, yes. But it's not my secret exactly to say…"
"Exactly, Shinichi. So why did you say something like that?"
"I never said I was going to tell them who he was!"
During the midst of all the confusion, it appeared that all of the students began to mistake Kaito for Shinichi.
"TELL US! TELL US!"
The magician inwardly cursed at the detective and made a mental note to be sure that he'd get his revenge. As he struggled to reach for a smoke bomb, he smirked. Maybe dying his hair or replacing his clothes with a dress… Or… He did know a witch. Perhaps she'd lend a hand…
There was another giant poof of smoke. Everyone started whispering excitedly, wondering what was happening.
When the smoke cleared, everyone glanced around at each other. They were all wearing Kid costumes, monocle and all.
The 'real' Kaitou Kid stood on top of a desk with his arms outstretched and his signature grin. "Ladies and Gentleman! I give you the true identity of Kaitou Kid! Everyone single one of us is him, as his magic has forever touched our hearts and a piece of his soul will always be within us."
There was enthusiastic cheering and chatter as everyone squealed in delight. Kaoru and Hikaru were shocked at seeing each other dressed as the famous phantom thief, and smirked.
"This is amusing."
"As expected, a fun toy…"
Shinichi and Ran on the other hand, were surprised at Kaito's strategy of getting out of this.
"Where the hell did he get all of these Kid outfits?" The detective cursed, but smiled as he admired his cousin's cleverness. He was indeed a slippery one.
"Kuroba-kun never fails to amaze." Ran laughed.
"Wow." Haruhi was impressed. "Kuroba-san is quite skilled…"
"Of course I am!" The trio snapped their attention to the smirking magician. "My father and teacher was the great Kuroba Toichi!"
Shinichi sighed and gave a shrug. "Indeed. He was quite amazing."
"He was the world's best magician!"
"I know, I know! We've gone over this…"
Haruhi watched the two cousins playfully bicker back in forth. It was nice that they got along. They reminded her of the Host Club.
"Kaito-senpai!" The twins called in unison, appearing out of seemingly nowhere.
"Hey, Kaoru, Hikaru!"
The detective raised an eyebrow. "First-name basis already?"
Kaito put his arms around the twins shoulders, enjoying himself. "Of course!"
The Hitachiin twins both smirked. Now all three of them had devious looks on their faces. The other trio, however, began to sweat-drop. This isn't good…
Shinichi groaned inwardly. Damn. I wonder who their targets will be…He gave a little chuckle, amused by his own sarcasm.
"When will this class end?"
"…We've only been here for about twenty minutes…"
"And classes last about fifty minutes long."
A groan. "Great… Just great." They were left in the mercy of three scheming devils.
But to the detective's surprise, the three immediately turned and walked a little distance away.
Shinichi just blinked. No pranks? Nothing?
Little did the Holmes's fan know, the trio had left to plan more tricks and pranks.
However, he decided to just enjoy the peace and get to know Haruhi. He smiled at the 'boy'.
"So, how did you and Ran meet, Fujioka-san?"
"Nice ta meetcha, I'm Hattori Heiji."
"And I'm Toyama Kazuha."
The two Osakans were standing in front of the class. They felt a little awkward, as they're not used to this style of school uniform. Mori and Honey (with a cute smile) were standing next to them.
"YOU'RE THAT FAMOUS DETECTIVE?"
"AND TOYAMA KAZUHA?"
The pair stared as the class began to immediately ramble out questions, crowding around them.
"Everyone! Please settle down!" The teacher tried. No luck. He sighed. The poor man wondered why there were even teachers at the school… All the students ever did was play and fool around.
"Everyone~!" The room fell silent as Honey cutely jumped up in front of the two overwhelmed teenagers. "Please be quiet and listen~!"
Immediately, the room did as asked. The class sat down and paid close attention. The teacher's eyebrow twitched.
"These two are visiting for a day~! Please take care of them~!" The short karate champion, bowed and gave an adorable smile. The girls of the class (including Kazuha) squealed.
"I NEED TO HUG HIM!"
Mori silently stood next to his cousin with a stoic face. He offered a small smile as he watched Honey happily skip around. All of the girls' hearts melted when they say how 'cool' and 'wild' he was.
Heiji was sweat-dropping and didn't know what to say about the class so far. They were strange, but… He coughed and attention returned to him once again.
"Anyways, we're stayin' 'ere fer a day. Nice ta meet ya all." He gave a small bow.
"Oh~! I forgot to mention~!" Honey jumped in front of them. "Hei-chan and the other visiting students are joining the Host Club for today~!"
The detective's eyebrow violently twitched. "…Hei… Chan?"
Kazuha giggled, but was uncertain about the mentioned 'Host Club'.
"THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE MEMBERS OF THE HOST CLUB?" All of the girls (and a few boys, hey, give them some credit!) squealed.
Heiji was taken aback by this response. What wasthis Host Club anyway? "Hey, wait… Ya never mentioned somethin' like dis!"
Mori looked down at the Osakan. "Mm. We forgot."
"Is Kuroba-kun, Hakuba-kun and Kudou-kun also being involved with this?" Kazuha questioned.
"Yep~! It takes place after school~! Don't worry, it's fun~!"
"Fun doesn't cut it." Heiji stated flatly.
"Y-You're not going to help us today~?" Honey's eyes immediately began to water and gave the most adorable pout you could imagine.
"I… I…" The Osakan didn't know what to do.
All members of the class began to cry too. "Y-You're not going to do it?"
He began to panic. "W-Wait! W-Why is everyone cryin'?"
"AHOU!" His childhood friend snapped. "Just join da thing! It's only fer a day!"
"A-Alright! Fine, I'll join!"
"You will~? YAY~!" Honey happily jumped up into Heiji's arms and hugged him.
"AWWWWWWWWWWW~!" All of the girls began to fangirl now.
"Mm." Mori remained emotionless, but actually felt a small twinge of jealously inside. Honey seemed to notice this and jumped from Heiji to Mori and proceeded to hug his cousin. The tiny smile returned to the tall teenager's face.
"So… Wha' is dis Host Club?"
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A HOST CLUB IS?" Was the answer screeched into his face.
"No! Should I?"
"Then just tell me already!"
"Everyone~! I appreciate you wanting to tell Hei-chan, but I think we should wait~! That way, we can tell everyone else at the same time~! It's a secret, okay~?"
The class nodded enthusiastically. Heiji's eyebrow wouldn't stop twitching.
"Argh! I give up."
"So who else is visiting?" One curious classmate raised their hand.
"Their names are… What were they~?"
Heiji sighed. "My friends an' I are. Their names are Nakamori Aoko, Kuroba Kaito, Hakuba Saguru, Koizumi Akako, Mouri Ran, an' Kudou Shinichi. An' me an' Kazuha."
"KUDOU SHINICHI? THE KUDOU SHINCIHI?"
The two Osakans blinked rapidly as the rest of the class broke out in excitement.
"How da hell do they know Kuroba an' Koizumi? Sure, I can understand Nakamori an' Neechan, but…"
"KUROBA! THE FAMOUS MAGICIAN!"
"…Okay, never mind. Kuroba's pops was world famous… Wha' 'bout Koizumi?"
"I heard that she was an amazing fortune teller!" One girl shouted.
"And that's she's beautiful…" All the boys began to sway thinking about the witch.
Heiji groaned while Kazuha sweat-dropped. How were they going to survive a day through this?
I realized that I really need to write in what's happening with Heiji, Kazuha, Honey and Mori. XD Yes, Mori was jealous… :P
Sorry if anything was wrong; I haven't watched OHSHC in a while. XD I actually say a OHSHC when it was DC characters! Okiya was Kyouya, Shinichi and Kaito were Hikaru and Karou, Shiho was Haruhi, Hakuba was Tamaki, Conan was Honey, Heiji was Mori and Sonoko was Renge. XD It was awesome.
I hope you guys liked this! I'll try to update soon… I'm working hard! And I have to update other fics and… I HAVE SO MANY FICS I WANT TO WRITE BUT NOT ENOUGH TIME!
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