I got bored. That is all. Enjoy! :D But do not continue if you can't stomach crack. Not the drug, the story.


Drunken Dreams


Cobb
Dj Got Us Fallin' In Love by Usher


Cobb looked around, raising an eyebrow. Somehow he was in a night club.

In a seventies outfit.

What the hell did Eames put in his drink?

Anyway...

He looked around the nightclub once more catching his wife's eye. She was dressed in a short dress, and poofy hair.

(yeah man)
So we back in the club
Get that bodies rocking from side to side
(side to side)

He recognized this club as the club Eames had persuaded the team to go to one night. He sighed, running a hand through his hair. Mal walked up to him, smiling seductively.

"Let's dance."

He got up following her as she pulled at his hand.

Thank God the week is done
I feel like a zombie gone back to life (back to life)
Hands up, and suddenly we all got our hands up

She started dancing, pulling him closer by his neck, suddenly throwing her hands up in the air. Cobb followed suit, a lazy grin plastered on his face.

No control of my body
Ain't I seen you before?
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

He realized then that because he was dressed for the seventies, you had to act like it too.

He figured that one out when he started dancing like Elvis Presley.

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again

It turned into a drunken dance contest, only it was girls vesus boys, and Cobb found himself singing along happily.

Keep downing drinks like there's no tomorrow
there's just right now, now, now, now, now, now

Gonna set the roof on fire
Gonna burn this motherfucker down, down, down, down, down, down
Hands up, when the music drops

He turned to his left then right, seeing Arthur (The fuck?), Yusuf (..), Saito, and Eames (No surprise there), dancing next to him. Across from him, He could see Ariadne to Mal's right.

He spun around mimicing Usher.

We both put our hands up
Put your hands on my body
Swear I seen you before
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

They all threw their hands up, and suddenly he was doing the tango with Mal, the damned seventies platform boots killing his feet. He looked to his left, seeing Arthur and Ariadne dancing, along with Yusuf and Saito dancing together. Eames was off with one of his projections.

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again

He breathed heavily, walking over to the bar, and sitting down. His mind tried to go through what Eames had put in his drink and how he did it before he heard a mike squeak and then the scariest thing happened.

Miles started rapping.

"In the cover of the music
Get naked baby
I'm sorry chica
Better holla at Tyrone
Let him know how I jump through your fruit loops
Call a chico Toucan
We're from the blocka blocka Opa Laca
Were the boys get loose like wacka flacka
Oh no man, it's global
Was' up
Colale flacka
I wanna be your gyno, no not your doctor
Dale abre ai
Papa Nicholas baby
Let me see
Yo soy el cubanito
Que esta tostaito
Yo fresco, no OK
maybe un poquito."

He rubbed his face watching his almost sixty father in law up on stage rapping his heart away.

"What the hell." He muttered, downing his drink and heading back out onto the dance floor, looking for Mal.

'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again

He found her, recognizing her short curly hair, and tapped her shoulder, watching her turn.

It was Fischer.

Senior.

Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life
Gonna get you right
'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again
Yeah, thank you DJ

He sighed, cursing Eames, finally finding Mal and singing along again, before Mal stopped dancing suddenly pulling out a knife.

"You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you where you want to go.." She screamed and stabbed him.

.

END.

Lmfao. Again, not idea where this came from. It is a crack fic after all. I think I have officially lost it.