Disclaimer: All charaters and plot events mentioned are JK Rowlings,
"American Pie" is by Don McLean...er...so don't sue me cause I don't
have any muggle money...

Author's note: OKay, this is about the fifty millionth set of Lyrics I
have tried to fit with this song, and I'm still not sure if I'm
completely satisfied with it or not, so I need your reviews. If they're
good, maybe I'll fill in the other verses....it's sorta a long song
to parodize. anyway, without further ado....
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Unregistered Animagi-to the tune of "American Pie"

Lupin:
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember how the full moon used to make me turn
But Dumbledore gave me a chance
And making three new friends enhanced
My time at Hogwarts, and as I would learn

Being a wolf's not a drag
When there's a dog, a rat, a stag
Tranformation is fun
When you can fool everyone

And I remember how I cried
When I heard that James and his bride
Suffered at their baby's side
The day the Potter died

Harry:
So
Why,Why, is Black not the bad guy?

Lupin:
True he ran from Azkaban
But half the story's a lie
He never wanted your mum and dad to die
He's just an Unregistered Animagi,
Unregistered Animagi

Harry:
Did you write Marauader's Map?

Lupin
It made getting around Filch a snap
With the help of James's cloak
So do you believe his unfair toll
Should dementors suck his mortal soul
You'll see his entire conviction was a joke

At Magnolia Crecent you saw him
And prob'ly thought Padfoot was a grim

Black:
You jumped out of your shoes
But I wasn't going after you

Lupin:
The secret keeper wasn't Sirius,
Despite what you may hear on the knight bus,
Peter had the Fidelius,
The day the Potters died

We'll start explain'

Lupin/Black:
Why, why, Black's/I'm not such a bad guy
True he/I ran from Azkaban
But half the story's a lie
He/I never wanted your mum and dad to die
We're just Unregistered Animagi,
Unregistered Animagi

Lupin:
Now for twelve years he's been in a cell,
While Wormtail's lived life pretty well
As a pet of Weasley.
And who would have guessed that Pettigrew,
Was the one blabbing to you-know-who

Black:
And plainly everyone else thought it was me

Oh, and while I cornered him in town
Peter twirled his little wand around
And as a final treat
Left his finger in the street
And when the block was torn in half
Muggles died because of this riff-raff
In spite, all I could do was laugh

The day the Potters died
I'll start explain'


Why, why, I'm not such a bad guy
True I ran from Azkaban
But Pettigrew was the spy
I never wanted your mum and dad to die
We're just Unregistered Animagi,
Unregistered Animagi


I met up with old Fudge's shoes
And I asked if I could keep the news
On a page nearly thown away
I found a picture, what's in store,
I rat I knew from years before
And right now I want him for revenge's prey

Lupin:
If there's a moral, don't pull pranks
(you'll wind up with grindylow tanks)
Yet not a word is spoken
You'd think your wands were broken
But the two men I admire most
Though one's a convict, one's a Ghost
They'd have liked to see Peter toast
The day the Potters died
We're done explainin'

Why, why, Black's not such a bad guy
True he ran from Azkaban
But half the story's a lie
He never wanted your mum and dad to die
We're just Unregistered Animagi,
Unregistered Animagi

Black/Lupin:
We're explain', Why, why, Black's/I'm not such a bad guy
True he/I ran from Azkaban
But half the story's a lie
He/I never wanted your mum and dad to die
We're just Unregistered Animagi,
Unregistered Animagi