Hey, everybody! It's time for RACHEL! Yeah, that's right! RACHEL!
Rachel slept peacefully in her bed one night, totally unaware of what was about to happen. A bright light shined through her window and Rachel was awakened when a car burst through her wall, the Nightmare King forced through the windshield and landing on the floor, covered in glass.
"WHAT THE HECK?" Rachel exclaimed.
"OH! Thank goodness it's you, Rachel!" he said, standing up. "The last two bedrooms I crashed into were VERY rude!"
"WHO ARE YOU?"
"I'm the Nightmare King, Baby! I'm the-I'm the Boogie Man! That's right! I'm the Oogie Boogie Man!"
"Wait a minute, how did you crash into my bedroom when it's on the second floor?"
"Oh, I don't know! You tell me! I had to-I had to go-go to the STORE and buy a ramp! You guys-You guys shouldn't even HAVE a drive thru if you're-if you're gonna put it THIS high!"
"Hey-Hey, how-how are things going with you and-and Nigel, a-anyway?"
"Uh…Okay, I guess."
"Did ya show him your STUFF?"
"Huh-WHAT? NO-WHAT? NO! I'M ELEVEN!"
"Not with THAT face, you're not!"
"Huh? Get out of here!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, Sweetie. I was just trying to help you become mayor."
"What? I thought you were here to give me a nightmare!"
"Oh-Oh yeah. Now I-Now-Now I remember! I was-Yeah, I was supposed to give you a nightmare!"
"Yes, so could you please do it and leave?"
"Okay, FINE, Pushy! Here it COMES!"
Inside Rachel's nightmare, she was standing in a plane, wearing a parachute, about to skydive. "Uh, guys, I'm not so sure about this."
"Oh, come on, Rachel! Skydiving's easy!" Patton exclaimed.
"I don't know. Can't I just-"
"Oh, just GO ALREADY!" Fanny yelled, pushing Rachel out of the plane.
"Pull on your parachute!" Patton yelled.
Rachel did as told and pulled the string that releases the parachute, but nothing happened. "Huh? It won't activate! HELP!" But despite her cries, she continued to fall. "AAAAAHHHHH!"
She then awoke in her room, gasping for air, then turning to the Nightmare King. "There, I'm scared, okay? Now, will you please leave?"
"Not until I get my KISS!"
"Okay, you know what? Never mind. I'll just-I'll just get my kiss from Cree. She's next."
"Oh, alright." With that, he pushed his car out of the wall and jumped out, leaving Rachel to sleep. The Nightmare King then began to float upwards as he said, "H-Hey! I'm flyin'! SWEET! Ye-HA... W-Wait. I can't get back down. Wait-Wait, AHHHHH!"
Oh, Nightmare, you klutz. Heck, that's probably the only reason anyone's reading these now is because of the drunk Nightmare King! Alright, next I'll do Cree. Later.