Title: Jealousy (1/1)
Pairing: Kurtofsky, Santofsky
Summary: Kurt has some thoughts about this new Santofsky romance. Episode: "Born This Way"
Disclaimer: I own nothing. All rights for the characters and the world go to their owners (like Ryan Murphy and FOX). I, in no way, believe – or would lead others to believe – that I own Glee. I am merely a fan of the television show who has ideas for things that RIB could do/could've done.
Author's Note: Not the most logical or the longest, but I enjoy sassy plotting Kurt. Please review if you read.
I may or may not have tried to decapitate Santana with my disapproval. It doesn't matter much since her smug mug remains connected to the rest of her taut body but still. What in all that is fabulous and right is she doing with him? What is he doing with her? Isn't she too busy sabotaging her best friend's relationship to be in one herself? Each of her attempts ends in Rachel alone and the rest of us somewhat more miserable than we were before. Dave doesn't need another failed relationship with a girl. He needs to be himself and get some anger management therapy. Santana just needs to go to a rehabilitation center for sex addicts and get all of her stuff worked through by professionals with tranquilizers and restraints - though that might not be very different from a typical Friday night with that little slut. Oh gosh, what am I thinking? She is not a slut. She enjoys feeling good. She can afford to do that. She's pretty, single, can have anyone she wants…. Why does she want David? He was nothing but an ass to her for the longest time. She doesn't care about popularity. What does she get out of the deal?
"This is bogus," mumbles Sam, "Reciprocation determination all the way."
Finn asks before I do, "What?"
Sam explains. "It's obvious he's giving her the same thing she's giving him."
"Sex?" Finn asks.
"An easy out," Sam concludes.
I turn back forward. On the contrary, I think it's the exact opposite. Being in denial about sexuality could easily explain why Santana seems to get around faster than Ricky Bobby on the race track. Besides, it has already been well established that she has had sex with Brittany. He's her beard. Her grotesque, hulking, unfitting, unrelenting, undistinguished, unreasonable, unimaginable, unbelievably ill-thought-out beard. Suddenly, decapitating seems a bit too humane. If this bitch wants to play and jerk him around and lie to herself, then I'm going to make sure she has something to ignore.
Game face, on.