Friday, September 9th, 7:09 PM E.S.T.
zoegirl: hey, maddie, r u free?
Auto response from mad maddie: checkin' out ucsc's party scene 2nite. gotta catch my z's!
zoegirl: of course u'd be napping. i hope glendy enjoys ur snoring.
zoegirl: anyway, i just wanna say sorry 4 getting all upset. i didn't mean to flip out.
zoegirl: but i rlly wanna tell u how gr8 my 1st meeting w/ the group went today, so i hope u'll listen l8r!
Friday, September 9th, 7:12 PM E.S.T.
zoegirl: angela? can i talk 2 u?
Auto response from SnowAngel: goin' to a party w/ alex! :D
zoegirl: oh boy, is evry1 out to party 2nite?
zoegirl: anyway, i just wanna talk 2 some1! ttyl!
Tuesday, September 13th, 7:06 Pm E.S.T.
You have just entered the room "Angela's Boudoir"
mad maddie has entered the room.
zoegirl has entered the room.
SnowAngel: OMG, last weekend was crazy! 8D
zoegirl: does this mean evrything's ok?
mad maddie: um, yeah zo. u were the only 1 seriously upset.
zoegirl: oh, well, ok then. great!
zoegirl: so what happened, a?
SnowAngel:…I'm not sure.
zoegirl: *what*? how can u not b sure what u did?
mad maddie: well, if she got as drunk and crazy as i did last weekend, then i understand.
zoegirl: oh, angela, u didn't get wild, did u?
SnowAngel: oh, good little, zoe, of course i didn't. i just had some fun is all….;)
SnowAngel: hey mads, i think ian was there 2!
mad maddie: oh, was he?
SnowAngel: yeah, but dnt worry. he didn't have anything 2 drink. he just was there 2 keep an eye on his dorm buddy.
mad maddie: that's my ian 4 ya, always looking out 4 every1.
mad maddie: what about alex?
SnowAngel: :/ i don't remember….no wait i do! he started introducing me 2 some of his frat buddies-
zoegirl: he's part of a *frat house*?
SnowAngel: yeah. and they all kept giving me drinks as a "welcome to uga" gift….then i started dancing w/ them, and it was pretty fun :D
mad maddie: and where was alex in all this?
SnowAngel: oh, he kept going to get me drinks. how sweet is he? 3
mad maddie: totally..sweet…
zoegirl: angela, do u realize what alex is doing?
SnowAngel: what, zoe? r u gonna preach 2 me again?
zoegirl: no! i just
zoegirl: forget it.
mad maddie: er, anyway, i had a pretty awesome nite myself.
mad maddie: there was a huge "banana slug initiation" party 4 the freshmen in 1 of the dorms, and we had a "slug shot" game where u had 2 keep taking shots till u found the glass w/ a plastic banana slug in it.
zoegirl: wouldn't u choke on it?
mad maddie: no, cuz they were glued 2 the bottom.
mad maddie: i won all 4!
zoegirl: u took 4 rounds of shots?
mad maddie: oh, calm down, zo. i found the 1st 2 in like, 5 tries.
mad maddie: so what did YOU do on this crazy fri., ms. zoe?
zoegirl: don't laff or judge, ok? (maddie!)
zoegirl: caitlin took me 2 a nursing home near campus, and we were talking 2 some of the retired nuns there.
mad maddie: better watch out, zoe. they mite try 2 convert u.
zoegirl: maddie! i said no jokes!
mad maddie: hey, it culd rlly happen!
zoegirl: it *won't*. anyways, she and i have been going to the church group every other day, and its great. i met a ton of amazing ppl!
zoegirl: the leader, jake, was such a moving speaker. he always seems like he knows what 2 say. he told me and caitlin 2 join him in volunteering this weekend!
mad maddie: just remember zoe: mr. h's come in all ages.
SnowAngel: be nice. maddie! :P
SnowAngel: well, if he's cute, u shuld go.
zoegirl: angela! i wuldn't go cuz he's cute. i'd go cuz i wanna help. besides, i have doug.
zoegirl: we're gonna meet up this weekend at a spot halfway between our 2 campuses. it's this nice little town w/ antique shops and homemade food.
mad maddie: yawn. i think i'd rather go take a nap.
SnowAngel: and torture glendy w/ ur loverly snores? :)
SnowAngel: how is that going, btw?
mad maddie: she's driving me insane. last nite she dropped 1 of her care bears out the window and was crying 4 hrs begging me 2 get it 4 her.
zoegirl: what did u do?
mad maddie: well, the RA came in and asked what was going on, so i told her she dropped a stuffed animal. the RA rolled her eyes and said, "get some sleep", so i did, and glendy shut up the min. she left.
zoegirl: er, how did her care bear end up out the window?
mad maddie: she wanted 2 show it the campus and the "great view" she has, which, in my opinion isn't all tht great. all u can see is a tree and the courtyard. the view of the vending machine is far better.
SnowAngel: oh mads, u and ur dr. pepper.
SnowAngel: now i'm homesick.
zoegirl: angela, u can just drive home on the weekends. its only an hour or so away.
SnowAngel: yeah, but u guys r my home too! :'(
zoegirl: aw! well, thanksgiving break isn't too far away.
mad maddie: hey, didn't i just say that 2 u? and u were all, "u make it sound like it's only 8 days" or whatever.
zoegirl: er, maybe? i don't remember…
mad maddie: uh huh….well, it's almost dinner time, so i gotta bolt b4 glendy comes back and wants 2 go 2 the caf again.
SnowAngel: oh, maddie. i remember the days when i had 2 hide from the cafeteria cuz of glendy.*shudders*
zoegirl: grab a dr. pepper b4 u leave!
mad maddie: already got 1. adios!
mad maddie has left the room.
zoegirl: yeah, i should get going, too. caitlin and jake invited me 2 have dinner w/ the church group 2nite.
SnowAngel: ok…and zoe? i know maddie jokes, but she's right. don't let them turn u in2 a crazy jesus freak!
zoegirl: i think i already *was* one, a. but thanks.
Friday, September 16th, 6:21 PM E.S.T.
SnowAngel: helllooooo, maddie! what plans might u have on such a nice evening?
mad maddie: angela, i think the question is what plans might U have? u seem pretty darn happy.
SnowAngel: what, i can't just be happy?
mad maddie: not u, angela, no. usually, or maybe always, it's about a guy. do u have a date w/ alex?
SnowAngel: well, not exactly. there's a movie night on campus tonite and he said i shuld join him and his buddies.
mad maddie: er, wuld these be his frat buddies? the 1s who kept giving u "welcome" drinks?
SnowAngel: i think so. but im so excited! wanna hear my outfit?
mad maddie: well, if ur def. gonna go w/ these guys and there's no use in arguing, why not?
SnowAngel: ok-white tank top, faded jeans, red and white uga hoodie (which i bought from alex), black and white flip flops, and a white butterfly hair clip.
mad maddie: sounds very…cute casual, angela.
SnowAngel: why, thank u! :D do u think the hair clip is too..little-kid-y? cuz i don't wanna look like a little girl in front of the older guys….or alex.
mad maddie: it'll b fine, a. i doubt it'll even b noticed, if ur watching a movie.
SnowAngel: *sigh* ur probably right.
mad maddie: i know i am.
mad maddie: so, guess what? i was on the phone w/ mark 2day, and he was acting all weird. he sounded rlly exhausted, and he said he was just "working a few extra jobs".
SnowAngel: why wuld he b doing that?
mad maddie: well, when i asked him, he started 2 say something, then pelt woman yelled 2 him from the background and he just hung up.
SnowAngel: darn, pelt woman. she ruins everything.
mad maddie: what r u talking bout, a? she still has those chicks u tried 2 send 2…she-who-must-not-be-named.
SnowAngel: i know, i know. i wish we didn't have 2 call her that…..but alas, she refuses 2 shave.
mad maddie: at least we found some1 2 put up w/ my brother. i always thought he'd end up living at home till he was 40 and my pops wuld kill him in a drunken rage 1 day.
mad maddie: hey, it didn't happen! he's happily living w/ pelt woman.
mad maddie: anyway, u just enjoy ur movie nite. im gonna search the dorms 4 a party far away from glendy.
SnowAngel: just look 4 a room w/ no sign of care bears!
mad maddie: good call. have fun, and be careful w/ that boy!
Sunday, September 18th, 3:43 PM E.S.T.
mad maddie: hey, zo, guess where i'm heading this afternoon?
zoegirl: it's almost 4, u might wanna get a move-on.
mad maddie: time difference, zoe! remember?
zoegirl: grr, rite, sorry! so, it's like, lunchtime rite now 4 u.
mad maddie: yeppers, and since its sunday and i will do anything 2 escape glendy, i decided im gonna go 2 el cerrito.
zoegirl: and pay the silvers a visit?
mad maddie: y else would i go 2 el cerrito?
zoegirl: hm, good point. what if they're out?
mad maddie: then i'll nap on their front steps till they come home.
zoegirl: im sure they'll love that.
zoegirl: u better hope glendy doesn't decide 2 go home 4 a visit, too.
mad maddie: yikes, i didn't think of that.
mad maddie: oh well, i have nothing better 2 do anyway.
zoegirl: aw, maddie, aren't u making any friends?
mad maddie: well, i have my friends that i party w/ on weekends, but they all sleep in on sundays, and i didn't go out last nite, so im wide awake.
zoegirl: how come u didn't go out?
mad maddie: i was secretly hugging glendy's care bears while she was away.
zoegirl: ha ha. now what's the *real* reason?
mad maddie: honestly, i was waiting up 4 angela 2 come back online, cuz i was worried about her w/ all those older guys at nite.
zoegirl: wow, mads, look at u, being all worried.
mad maddie: hey, if im ever gonna be worried, it'll be 4 u and angela.
mad maddie: yeah, yeah, mushy, mushy. anyways, have u heard from her since friday? i kept an eye on the computer all weekend, but nothing.
zoegirl: nope, nothing. actually, she didn't even tell me she was going out w/ them.
zoegirl: i don't like the sound of these guys.
mad maddie: me either. which is another reason im dropping by the silvers'. i wanna see if she's checked in w/ them at all.
zoegirl: ooh, some detective work, maddie? sounds like fun!
mad maddie: it'll keep me busy…and from killing glendy.
zoegirl: oh, mads, try and feel some compassion for her, maybe she's got some sort of problem.
mad maddie: that's pretty obvious, zoe. she's a stalker who obsesses over chain mail and treats her care bears like humans. and she has care bears at the age of 18.
zoegirl: i meant like something more serious, which i know is not in ur vocabulary.
mad maddie: ah, i knew it couldn't be a normal sunday if zoe didn't try and preach 2 me.
mad maddie: is there a lovely campus chapel u attended 2day?
zoegirl: but what's the crime in that?
mad maddie: nothing, im just not surprised is all
zoegirl: well, it was very nice. and to your surprise, *lots* of people were there.
mad maddie: wow, good job, zoe.
zoegirl: good job? on what?
mad maddie: on picking a school chock-full of jesus freaks! u'll blend rite in!
mad maddie: i know i know. no more jokes, but how else am i supposed 2 entertain myself? hang out w/ glendy?
zoegirl: er, u could make some new friends.
mad maddie: oh please, i have u guys 4 that. and i have my party buddies on weekends.
mad maddie: man, do they know how 2 find a good party. they're like the scooby-doos of sniffing out a good time.
zoegirl: erm, do u ever see these guys outside of a party?
mad maddie: eh, not rlly. i mean, they're in my dorm and all, but i don't go looking 4 em.
mad maddie: this 1 guy, charlie, is pretty cool. i rlly only see him. he's the only 1 who can seem 2 get up some time b4 noon.
zoegirl: ooh, don't forget about ian, mads!
mad maddie: now ur just sounding like angela. besides, he reminds me too much of, well, shaggy.
mad maddie: man, now i wanna watch scooby-doo. i should've gotten up earlier 2 watch sunday morning cartoons!
zoegirl: well, personally, i always liked shaggy better than fred.
mad maddie: not me. i thought shaggy ate too much and was afraid of freaking everything. fred wore that awesome ascot.
mad maddie: u remind me of velma!
zoegirl: i do? actually, i can see that. no offense, but i *am* the smartest, ha ha.
mad maddie: i agree. and angela is definitely daphne.
zoegirl: of course.
zoegirl: but what does that make u?
mad maddie: hmm….the mystery machine!
zoegirl: *maddie*! u can't be a *car*.
mad maddie: sure i can! i'm big and loud and every1 thinks im weird when they drive by me.
zoegirl: well, when u put it that way….
mad maddie: har har.
zoegirl: well, i'm gonna call doug b4 dinner. i promised him 2 make plans 4 next weekend.
mad maddie: ooh, i'm assuming these plans are pretty sexy.
zoegirl: maddie, does everything have 2 b sex-related w/ u?
mad maddie: zoe, does everything have 2 b disgusting w/ u?
mad maddie: use protection!
Tuesday, September 20th, 8:35 PM E.S.T.
zoegirl: angela! ur *finally* on!
zoegirl: y have u been so m.i.a.?
SnowAngel: *snores loudly and buries head in pillow*
zoegirl: what happened?
zoegirl: er, angela?
SnowAngel: i feel icky. really really icky.
zoegirl: and *why* do u feel so icky?
SnowAngel: im on, like, a 3 day hangover. i didn't even go 2 class yesterday. or today.
zoegirl: *angela*! ur gonna get in a ton of trouble!
SnowAngel: *groans and stuffs head further into pillow* don't remind me!
zoegirl: er, y r u so hungover? what happened?
SnowAngel: i went out w/ alex and his friends on friday, and then he went to his dorm for a party, and i guess i just kinda passed out on his floor cuz i woke up there the next afternoon w/ a few other ppl. and then i went out in2 the hall and alex and his friends were there waiting to get into a party and they told this guy at the door that they had a freshman girl w/ them and he let us in, and then i somehow ended up on THAT floor the next day.
zoegirl: *omigosh*! angela! that's terrible!
SnowAngel: what's terrible is my headache. i cant even feel my fingertips typing. know any cures for a hangover?
zoegirl: er, no, i can't say i do.
SnowAngel: ah, well. maddie's the 1 to ask. toodles!
zoegirl: wait, angela!
zoegirl: oh, brother….
Tuesday, September 20th, 8:45 PM E.S.T.
SnowAngel: hey, mads, what's the best cure 4 a hangover?
mad maddie: um, angela, y do u need 2 know?
SnowAngel: i did a lot of partying this weekend…and, judging by the headache, i guess i did a lot of drinking, too.
mad maddie: woah, a. that's insane.
SnowAngel: the PARTIES are insane. idk what that frat party u went 2 that time was like, but these are HUGE.
mad maddie: and remember how u guys always told me how bad it was to go?
SnowAngel: yeah, but now i see why u went. they're great! :D
mad maddie: angela, take this from the all-knowing master of partying too hard.
SnowAngel: a hangover cure?
mad maddie: no, a bit of my wisdom.
mad maddie: hey! all i wanna say is that, maybe u shuld take it down a few notches. u don't wanna get urself into something serious.
SnowAngel: what, ur gonna be all zoe on me now? i thought YOU of all ppl would understand this.
SnowAngel: and don't talk 2 me about getting into something serious. i wasn't the 1 who had a photo of herself topless at a party go all over the internet.
mad maddie: woah, a. that crossed the line.
mad maddie: just don't come crying 2 me when u end up somewhere where u CAN'T get urself home.
SnowAngel: that's not gonna happen, cuz unlike u, i actually HANG OUT w/ the guy i like.
mad maddie: u know if i could see ian i would, so don't even go there.
SnowAngel: u COULD. u could've come to uga w/ him and me. but u decided to SPLIT US UP.
mad maddie: ok, this isn't even the problem.
SnowAngel: no, the problem is tht u don't think i can handle myself and being on my own. well, im doing just fine. look at all the friends i made. how many have YOU made? just glendy?
mad maddie: at least i'm-
mad maddie: u know what? forget it. im outta here.
SnowAngel: go ahead and see if i care! :(
September 21st, 9:58 PM E.S.T.
mad maddie: hey, zo.
zoegirl: hey, maddie, what's up?
mad maddie: angela and i got into a fight.
zoegirl: seriously? why?
mad maddie: i tried 2 tell her not 2 get too crazy and she got offended and said a ton of mean crap 2 me.
zoegirl: rlly? angela was being *mean*?
mad maddie: yeah. looks like good little angela isn't all so good anymore.
mad maddie: just forget i mentioned it. can we change the subject?
zoegirl: er, ok.
zoegirl: i hung out w/ jake and caitlin today. we met the priest at the church in town.
mad maddie: that's ur idea of off-campus fun?
zoegirl: no, but i enjoyed it. he was telling us all about how he became a priest.
mad maddie: was it cuz he culdn't get any girls….or guys?
zoegirl: no! maddie….his wife died after she had a son and when he led her funeral prayer, he realized that this was what he wanted 2 do. lead ppl in prayer.
mad maddie: um, very touching.
zoegirl: i know u don't have a compassionate bone in ur body, but i was very inspired by it.
mad maddie: inspired enough to become a nun?
mad maddie: no. no. no. no. no.
zoegirl: relax! it won't happen. but im gonna go. i have a test tomorrow and i don't wanna fail!
mad maddie: zoe fail? well, there's a 1st time 4 everything.
zoegirl: ur not helping, maddie!
mad maddie: oh, u know im kidding. ttyl!