OHA: So… sorry for not getting this out sooner XD It was a team effort for laziness between the two of us XD
Wow… I am so dead for not getting this done sooner… *hides from everybody* YES YOU ARE :U See what I mean? I AM A GONER!
Oh yeah, and before you can steal it from me Psyche…
THIS CHAPTER IS EPIC! Grab your cellphones and cameras! Walker's here to tell you guys that it is, in fact, a rule!
Walker: No! I am not working for crazy Danny-obsessed girls!
Me: Uh, yeah you are! And we are not obsessed with Danny! (Okay… Maybe… *waggles eyebrows*)
Walker: UGGGGGHHHH! Fine… you must record this chapter because it is epic. Happy?
Me: You know Walker… I hear pink suits are in this season for wardens!
Walker: They are?
So… Anything else they need to know, Psyche?
Hm… let's see if my brain can actually work now! Hey, mine's the same- MESSED UP! AND TWISTED LIKE A CANDY WRAPPER! (No way man, I'm more messed up than you XD)
Okay, so, anyway… Um… derp? I don't really know right now… I'll probably think of something later… Yesh you will. You are awesome like that. Well, I can't argue with logic like that! XD
So… OH! I was in LONDON for a week! And a saw A FREAKING DOUBLE RAINBOW IN THE SKY! How awesome is that? And I got my parents to take some crappy pictures! 8D XD But I saw a double rainbow… my god, I'm so happy XD DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THOSE THINGS ARE? XD
DICLAIMER!(Since Stoppeh didn't do it XP) : We… own nothing. At all. We're like, hobos in the fanfic industry. Owning nothing except what's on our backs- er, in our hands. I guess. Wow, this didn't turn out funny at all...
"Wait a second," she called quickly. The trio whipped around to face the girl again, confused expressions on their faces. She pointed to SpongeBob, then asked "Are you a… sponge?" Hesitantly, the person in question nodded slowly, wondering if the girl was going to freak out. Instead, she hesitated for exactly two seconds before replying to the nod.
"I think you'd better come on in."
Seated around an invisible table in the Mawgu's prison, were the Mawgu himself; a man wearing a white lab coat and nerdy glasses; a small sea creature with one eye; a man with a hunch and his ears on his neck; and a classy looking man with a black suit.
"So… why don't you guys tell me about yourselves?" the Mawgu asked pleasantly, looking at each of his new evil helpers in turn.
"My name is Professor Calamitous," the first man wheezed to the rest of the group. "I am determined to take over the world with that idiotic Neutron kid out of the way!" he proclaimed in a somewhat scratchy voice, drifting off into his own little dream world. (CW: Look, out of these four cartoons, I know the least about Jimmy Neutron, so don't get mad at me if it's wrong)
"I am Plankton!" the tiny one shouted. He had such a big ego for such a miniscule being. Maybe his ego was too big… "I will steal the Krabby Patty formula, ruin Krabs, then take over Bikini Bottom! Mwuahahahaha!" this little green guy, now known as Plankton, declared, launching into an evil laugh to which the others looked at him strangely.
"I am Mr. Crocker, a fifth grade teacher being paid at minimum wage, but not for long, for I will soon catch… A FAIRY GODPARENT!" Hunchback dude screamed, going spastic at the last three words. The attention was turned from Plankton to him. In response, the teacher just looked at them blankly.
"My name is Vladimir Masters," the classy man purred smoothly, unlike the others. "I was half-ghost, but I was hit by an asteroid composed of Ectoranium, an anti-ghost element, therefore removing my ghost half. I still have my eyes on the world, but I am also aiming to get my ghost half back. I am going to do that by stealing the one from one of my own creations, but I must find her first…" he told them, no stuttering, no stopping. He looked down into the void, contemplating his plans.
"Well, I am the Mawgu. I was, humiliatingly, beaten by all of your foes. Especially… that Danny Phantom punk," the Mawgu explained to them sheepishly. At the name of the fifteen year old, Vlad looked up at the Mawgu sharply.
"Did you say Danny Phantom?" he asked incredulously. Once again, his gaze turned down as he muttered "So the little badger is still at his heroics…"
"Anyway, I need your help to escape this prison, so that I- I mean we can defeat these puny children and so that we can take over the world, as it seems you all wish," the Mawgu continued, patiently explaining his motives.
"Well, then we need some kind of name for our league!" Plankton shouted, so as to be heard. "That way, people will know us and fear us!"
"Hm… how about… the Syndicate?" Vlad suggested.
"No, no, that's not… catchy…" the Mawgu muttered anxiously. Okay, this is not what he had in mind. (OHA: And Vlad enters full pout mode…)
"What about the Evil League of Super Old Guys?" Crocker wondered aloud. (OHA+Stoppy: … *face palm*)
Okay, that was just stupid.
"That's it!" Professor Calamitous exclaimed in his wheezy voice. "We will call ourselves the League Of Super Evil/Renewed Syndicate!" he cried triumphantly.
"L.O.S.E.R.S. for short?"Crocker asked timidly.
None of the five evil-doers seemed to notice what that acronym really meant. (OHA: This name applies so well to them right now…)
"Yes, let's go with that," Vlad murmured patiently.
"Then let us go and start a new era!" the Mawgu shouted, rising up and gathering his… somewhat teammates to help him escape.
"A L.O.S.E.R.S. era!" Plankton corrected excitedly.
The world was theirs… (OHA: Annnnnnnnnnnd were all screwed.)
GARRRRR! So… friggin… short… *shot*
Well, the next one should make up for it. It should be really long… heehee! Oh GOD, yes. I making it super duper long! 8DDD Exactly! I'm not the one writing it, so it'll be better than this one and the last one!
I give credit to Psyche for the L.O.S.E.R.S. idea! (She's a GENIUS!) *shot* WHAT WAS THAT FOR? Stoppy… are you shooting yourself again? Come on, due tell, remember: Your with friends… XP But anyway, lawl, thanks *blushes* You, dear readers, should be amazed with what can happen if you give the two of us enough sugar and free time XD No, I do not hurt myself by shooting myself. I hurt myself by falling down rocks in Mexico action-movie style. (Long story, don't ask 8D XP) Oh yes… depending on your point of view it can be HILARIOUS or… *creepy voice* your worst nightmare… XP
Anyway, I'm about to hand it over to her, cause she's doing the next two, which means I get a break! *books vacation to Hawaii* What the- Why do YOU get Hawaii :U Not FAIR! XP Hey, you got Bermuda! (Nother long story… we're awesome like that!) (It's true XD)
CatchingWind, over and out! (for now!)
Anyway, dear readers, the next couple of chapters are DEFINITELY gonna be angst-y :D Angsty? What the- *shot* Because that is my specialty XD Seriously though, I'm gonna try to make you guys CRY (maybe XP). So yeah, bring a tissue people, it's about to get… interesting. *insert sly/evil smile here* Once again, ANG- *SHOT* JEEZ, PEOPLE!
(Totally random thought: How cliché is it that I'm home alone right now and there's a thunderstorm? Yeah. That and my dogs are freaking out. Is my life just one big cliché? Now THAT'S a thought… *goes and muses*) (That is cliche O_O Please tell me you aren't in the shower? NOT THE SHOWER! XD)