A/N: Well people seemed to respond ok to my Harry Potter version of Pepper so I decided to go with a more mainstream song, see if that gets more readers. And it gives me something to do during my writers block. Hope you all enjoy. This one is of High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup. Hope you all enjoy. And let me know if you want more things like this.


Seven years you think for sure,
That's all you've got to endure,
All the total dicks,
All the stuck up chicks.
So Slytherin, so immature
Then when you graduate
You look around and you say "Hey wait!"
I thought it was over,
Aw that's just great.

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed (Draco) and who's having sex (Pansy)
Who's got the money (Harry), who's got the honeys (Ron)
Who's kinda cute (Luna) and who's just a mess (Goyle)
And you still don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the names, the faces, and the trends
High school never ends.

Check out the Gryffindors
You'll never guess what Hermione did
How did Minerva lose all that weight
And Hannah had a baby so I guess Nevilles straight.
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up the social ladder
Still care about your hair and the broom you ride
Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty-five.

Pansy Parkinson she's the prom queen
Dumbledor, captain of the chess team
Ron Weasley the clown
Harry Potter the seeker
I've seen it all before
I want my money back

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed (Draco) and who's having sex (Pansy)
Who's in the clubs (Lavender) and who's on the drugs (Lockhart)
Who's throwing up, before they digest (Blaise)
And you still don't have the right look
And you still don't have the right friends
And you're still listening to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends

High school never ends.

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed (Draco) and who's having sex (Pansy)
Who's got the money (Harry), who's got the honeys (Ron)
Who's kinda cute (Luna) and who's just a mess (Goyle)
And I still don't have the right look
And I still have the same two friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends.

High school never ends.

High school never ends.

Here we go again.


A/N: Not quite as easy to change as Pepper, but still not too bad I hope. Bowling for Soup is a lot more popular then the Butthole Surfers, and High School Never Ends is much mmore well known then Pepper. Again, review if you want more things like this. Give me songs if you want too.