Hey dudes, wassup? I can't believe there isn't any fanfiction for Wilfred! Or if there is, I certainly haven't found any yet. So I decided to write the very first Wilfred fanfic! What is Wilfred some of you may ask? It's this awesome new show on FX about a man named Ryan who sees his neighbor's dog, Wilfred, as an Australian man in a dog suit, while everyone else just sees Wilfred as a normal dog. Sound whacked? It totally is, and I love it! Anywho, I hope you enjoy the story and if I get enough good reviews, I'll be sure to update soon :D

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Wilfred or any of its characters. I only own Lola

"...So do you want my advice or not Ryan?"

"No Wilfred, I'd rather you didn't..."

"Just ask Jenna out and get it over with, Mate"

"But I thought you didn't want me going out with her?" Ryan said.

"I don't, but I figure one disastrous date wouldn't hurt, and it would most likely get my point across"

Wilfred and Ryan were heading back to Jenna's place after taking a walk.

Jenna was coming out the front door just then. She smiled when she saw them. "Wilfred! Did you have a fun time with Ryan today?" she giggled. "Did you?" she hugged him. "Guess what, mommy has a surprise for you!"

"A surprise?" Wilfred looked at Ryan. He shrugged. "I wonder if it's another rawhide. I chewed the fuck out of that thing... it was awful. It tasted like shit... and not the good kind..."

"Someone's here to stay with us for a little while" Jenna said. She smiled and looked toward the front door. A young girl who looked no older then 15 came outside.

Wilfred's eyes widened. "Lola?"

The girl smiled. "Hi Wilfred!"

Wilfred ran to her, tackling her to the ground. "Bloody hell, it's been a long time since I've seen you!" Wilfred said, hugging her.

Lola laughed. "Aww, I missed you too Wilfred!" she hugged him back. "Have you been a good boy for Aunt Jenna?"

"Hell yes"

Lola giggled and stood up, pulling Wilfred to his feet.

Jenna smiled. "Uh, Lola, this is my next door neighbor Ryan. Ryan, this is my niece, Lola"

"Nice to meet you. Aunt Jenna's told me all about you" Lola said, smiling.

"Uh, yeah... nice to meet you too" Ryan said slowly.

"Aunt Jenna's told me a lot about you... and Wilfred's told me quite a bit too"

Jenna frowned a little and Ryan's eyes widened. "Wilfred told you about me?"

Jenna laughed nervously. "Lola, remember what we talked about...?"

"Yes Aunt Jenna" Lola said, rolling her eyes. "I was only kidding" she smiled at Ryan.

"Well, Ryan, do you think you could show Lola around the city today? I would, but I have to work..." Jenna started.

"It's cool Aunt Jenna, I can just hang out with Wilfred"

"Hell yeah you can!"

she and Wilfred smiled at each other.

"No, it's ok if you hang out with me. We can take Wilfred to the dog park" Ryan said.

"Great! Wilfred, be a good boy, and Lola, listen to Ryan, kay?" Jenna said, looking from her dog to her niece.

Lola sighed and rolled her eyes. "Yeah Aunt Jenna, don't worry. We'll be fine"

Jenna smiled. "Good. See you later guys!" she then got in her car and drove off. Wilfred, Lola, and Ryan smiled and waved.

"Ugh, thank God she's gone!" Lola said.

"I know, right?" Wilfred said.

"I wasn't sure how much longer I could keep up that charade!" Lola said, pulling a pack of cigarettes out of one pocket and a gold colored lighter out of the other. "Cigarette?" she asked, holding out the pack to Wilfred.

"Oh hell yes" Wilfred said, taking a cigarette and holding it against the lighter.

Ryan looked back and forth between Wilfred and Lola.

Lola looked at him. "What?"

"Y-You... you can understand Wilfred?"

Lola blinked. "Uh... yeah" she said slowly.

"She could always understand me" Wilfred said, putting his arm around Lola's shoulders.

Lola looked Ryan up and down. "You feeling ok?"

"Yeah, I-I'm fine, but... you mean I'm not crazy?"

"Oh yeah, you're crazy all right" Wilfred said.

Lola laughed and nodded. "Yeah, you seem pretty fucked up to me" she and Wilfred laughed. "So where's this dog park Aunt Jen mentioned?" Lola asked.

"Oh it's this little park about four blocks down" Wilfred said. He turned to Ryan. "You will take us, right?" he gave him a death glare.

Ryan blinked. "Uh, yeah, sure"

Lola smiled. "Great!" she and Wilfred walked off, talking excitedly.

Ryan just followed, dumbfounded. "What the hell is going on?"

Ooh, how is Lola able to understand Wilfred? Has Ryan finally found someone as crazy as him? And what is the backstory of Wilfred's and Lola's friendship? All these questions and, possibly more, shall be revealed in the next chappie! I hope you liked it and PLEASE review!