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My Interview With Raye


Me: Hi everyone! I'm here again after being in the hospital from some head injuries due to Serena and her Nega-whatever thingy. Today I will be interviewing Raye, a friend that Amy recommended. Hi Raye!

Raye: (Grumbling) I don't see why I have to be here...

Me: Well then, um how old are you?

Raye: What's it to you?

Me: Uh...

Raye: 14.

Me: Thanks. So, I hear you live in a temple. Are you Buddhist?

Raye: NO!!! I'm Shinto!

Me: Oops, my mistake! So, got a boyfriend?

Raye: No.

*Just then Serena and Mina and Lita barge through the door.*

Serena, Mina, and Lita: YES SHE DOES!!!

Me: Oh really, who?

Serena: This singer named Chad!

Mina: Yeah, Raye thinks he's totally hot!

Me: (Scribbling in my note pad) go on...

Raye: YOU 3 GET OUT OF THIS ROOM BEFORE I DROP KICK YOU TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serena: Raye you're so meeeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Raye: (Shouting over Serena) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lita: STOP IT SERENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mina: RAYE YOU STARTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raye: WHAT?!?!?!?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS MEATBALL HEAD'S CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serena: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Oh brother...

*30 minutes and 5 security guards later.*

Me: We're back and getting started yet again with Raye!

Raye: (Grumbling) stupid Serena, dumb Lita, idiotic Mina, I should throw them into the Great Fire...

Me: Um, okay Raye, what's 2 plus 2?

Raye: 4

Me: 3 times 3?

Raye: 6

Me: 20 times 20?

Raye: 400.

Me: What's the capital of Poland?

Raye: QUIT ASKING ALL THESE HARD QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Warsaw.

Raye: I KNEW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY YOU, I OUGHTA USE 10 OF MY ANTI-EVIL CHARMS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: What are those?

Raye: AKU RYO TAI SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Raye throws 10 anti-evil charms at Me.*

Me: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Raye: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

*20 minutes and a janitor later.*

Me: (Dazed) uh...

Raye: Yes?

Me: (Shaking my head) okay, so like, um, who's your favorite Sailor Scout?

Raye: Sailor Mars of course.
Me: Why?

*Just then Serena bursts through the door.*

Serena: I KNEW YOU WERE FROM THE NEGAVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: OH SHNIKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*WHAM!!! Just then Serena whams Me over the head this time with some sort of scepter or something.*

Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

*1 hour and 15 paramedics, police officers, and security guards later.*

Me: (In agonizing pain) that's...all...for...now...bye...uhhhhhhh...

Raye: Whatever.


The End

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