Yue Sai: I understand that my ending needed more explanation, and since right now, I can't think of how to continue this, I'll just ask one of the main characters. Until then, Marco is a large water serpent. In Latin Sea Dragon is Maris Draco, and so Marco's owner put the words together to get Marco.
Severus: (Just walked in) What are you doing?
Yue Sai: I'm writing like I do most days. What are YOU doing?
Severus: What are you making me do now in your story?
Yue Sai: Which one?
Severus: There's more than one? (Flabbergasted)
Yue Sai: Of course there's more than one. You should be flattered. (Smiling innocently)
Severus: I'm overjoyed.
Yue Sai: Did I detect a hint of sarcasm there? (Cup my ear) Hmm…I thought I did. Well, where are you going?
Yue Sai: And a hush fell over the crowd. Hurry before the crickets start.
Yue Sai: Speak up Severus. You know I'm hard of hearing.
Severus: I don't see how this concerns you.
Yue Sai: It doesn't but you know how nosy I am.
Severus: (Starts to walk away)
Yue Sai: You're not getting dessert are you?
Severus: (Stops to glare)
Yue Sai: How interesting.
Severus: What do you know?
Yue Sai: Oh Nothing much. But I did hear something from Rolonda….
Severus: What is she spreading around now?
Yue Sai: Just some very entertaining pictures.
Yue Sai: No need to fret Severus. There's just one of you in the most adorable floaties, and one…ah…well, you'll see them eventually.
Severus: What's that supposed to mean?
Yue Sai: (shrug shoulders) Don't you have somewhere to be?
Severus: (Sneer) being nosy again?
Yue Sai: No I'm not being nosy again. I never stopped. Anyway, I've been answering your questions and it's only fair if you answer some of mine.
Yue Sai: You're right. Why would you be fair? You never are in quidditch or house points.
Severus: Says who?
Yue Sai: Says everyone!
Minerva: You shouldn't act so shocked Severus. It's not an unknown fact.
Severus: Nice of you to join us Minerva.
Yue Sai: So I'm waiting for the answers…
Minerva: What answers?
Yue Sai: The answers to my questions.
Minerva: Oh Merlin, what do you want to know now?
Yue Sai: Nothing much, just where he's going. Where are you going?
Minerva: I was just going to revise the quidditch timetables with Severus.
Yue Sai: Mmhmm, yeah, that's not fooling me.
Albus: Nor is it fooling me.
Yue Sai: Hello there Headmaster. (Smiles broadly)
Albus: Hello Severus, Minerva, and Yue Sai. Since you two are going to discuss quidditch time tables, might I suggest putting some sound proof charms in the room.
Minerva & Severus: (Glare)
Yue Sai & Albus: (Smiling innocently)
Albus: (Clears throat) so…what are you writing now Yue Sai?
Yue Sai: Stories with Severus, Minerva, and you.
Severus: Merlin help us.
Albus: (Eyes twinkling) Oh, what are we doing this time?
Yue Sai: I don't want to give anything away…
Albus: Oh come on, I'm sure we'd all love to know.
Severus: Yes please, enlighten us.
Yue Sai: Well there's one where you're a father…
Minerva: Please, the very thought is laughable.
Yue Sai: Exactly my point.
Severus: What's that supposed to mean?
Rolonda: It means that no woman on Earth would have the right mind to have a child with you.
Minerva & Yue Sai: (Try not to smile or add to the comment)
Albus: How was your broom ride?
Rolonda: It was very refreshing out, and I got word from Marco's owner. He's doing just fine.
Severus: Wait, that was real?
Minerva: Of course Marco is real. That's the reason why you ran out of the lake.
Severus: I did not run.
Everyone except Severus: (Look doubtfully)
Severus: I…I walked briskly.
Yue Sai: Sure you did. So how is Marco? I really do miss that sea dragon.
Albus: Me too, though Morris is coming for a stay.
Rolonda: Oh really, I did always love Morris!
Yue Sai: How long is he staying in the castle?
Albus: I haven't heard yet from his master yet.
Minerva: Just be careful that Morris doesn't get into the kitchens like last time. It really terrified the house elves, but yet again, I would frightened myself if Morris appeared by my bedside.
Severus: Um…who is Morris?
Yue Sai: You'll find out eventually Guppy, but I wouldn't be going to out for midnight snacks if I were you.
Albus: Indeed, I also have to hide my lemon drops or he'll eat them all.
Minerva: Yes, because we can't have that happen.
Albus: Sarcasm does not behoove you my dear, and don't you have some time tables to go over with Severus.
Minerva: Yes, Severus would you rather discuss it in my office or yours?
Severus: Whichever, it doesn't matter.
Minerva: Alright then, mine it is. Good day Albus, Ro, and Yue Sai.
Yue Sai: Good day.
Albus: Same to you Min.
Rolonda: Remember to use protection!
Rolonda: What, we wouldn't want any little Snapes running around. One of him is enough.
Yue Sai: So, are we going to talk about what to do with Morris?
Albus: Indeed, I think I still have left over honey from last year.
Rolonda: Oh goody, then we can smear it all over Severus and watch him run like a bat out of hell.
Yue Sai: I like how you think.
Rolonda: Well you are the writer.
Yue Sai: (Snaps out of day dream) Hmm, what a shame. I was just starting to have fun. (Sigh)
Author's note: Yes, it was a lame chapter, maybe. I don't know, but I've gotten lazy I'll admit. Now you know what Marco is and that Severus did eventually get dessert. As for Morris, that's for another day. Good night/morning and this is the end of the story for real this time. I hoped you're satisfied LemonDropsWoolSocks. ;)