House Dies A Horrible Painful Death A/N: First of all, I love HOUSE and i even sleep with a House stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST HOUSE FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of me). Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.

House and Cutty were at the graveyard where the dead people were buried under the hospital

"We gotta find the cure for cancer's grave. We need that key." House said.

"Uh, dude. I need to tell you something."Cutty said.

"Save it for later Cutty. We need that key to open station #7 the door."

"Sorry dude, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Cutty said. He saw a doctor panel on the water charging towards them by the hospital because they were on the roof now..

"WHat?" House said.

Cutty jogged away. A doctor panel crashed into House.

"Ow.." House groveled in pain on the ground.

"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his doctor panel.

"Who are you? What're you doing here?" House asked, mildly scared.

"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"

"I asked you first." House added.

"You dumbass motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switched blade and threw it at House. It hit him squarley in the left arm. Blood gushed out. House clutched his arm.

"Hey doctor, go fix yourself." Any said. He took out a chain mail chainsaw and cut off House's fingers on the bloody arm.

"Oh God." House said as he looked at his lacerated fingers. Andy started to chuckle.

"Funny, I didn't think you believed in God." Andy said. House fell back to the ground. Andy took out an chop thing.

"Any last words House?"

"Yeah, fuck you." House said, He didn't say much more as his head was decapitated by the chop thing. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the boat and took the propeller and destroyed Headless House's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. HOuse's girlfriend came rushing to the graveyard.

"Where's House? she asked Andy.

"Your looking at his remains."

House's girlfriend looked at the ground and saw pieces of House everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.

"You bastard." she said.

"Thank you. Andy said as he put the boat into the ocean and sped away."

The next day a small funeral was held for House. Everyone was there except for House who buried,

"I'm sad about what happened to House." Cutty said after the funeral.

"Why did you do it Cutty?" 12 asked.

"Do what?" Cutty asked.

"Abandon House. Why did you do it?"

"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, dude, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your best friend to save, yourself, right?" Cutty said angrily. But 12 didn't have an answer. He just stared off into the ocean next to the hospital.