This story is 100% true! My dad did this when we were leaving to go home from the Fireman's Fourth (that's what we call it here). And it was HILARIOUS!

I no own. You no sue.


~Glow-In-The-Dark Glasses

"Gahhhh!" A frustrated Dave yelled out. "You've got to be kidding me!"

They had just gone to the Fourth of July Fair and were currently trying to leave.

Dave honked his car horn angrily and banged his fist against the dashboard. "I wanna get outta here!" Like I said before... trying.

Alvin sat in the passanger's seat next to Dave while the other's sat in the back. "Uh, Dave? Yelling at the cars doesn't help anything." Dave glared at him.

"Um, what Alvin means is," Simon tried to help, "no matter how much you yell, we're not gonna go anywhere until the police handle the situation correctly." Dave sighed and rested his head on the wheel.

"I'm sorry for all the yelling, Fellas." Dave apologized. "But since Alvin let the snake loose at the fair earlie,r I've been a little...tense." Alvin let out a nervous laugh.

"A little?" Brittany crossed her arms.

Dave groaned. "Okay, I guess I've been kinda harsh." All the other nodded their heads in agreement.

No one noticed Alvin staring out the window making faces at any person who passed by. He looked over at Dave and smirked. Alvin rolled down his window and put on his glow-in-the-dark glasses he bought at the fair.

They were simple. You put them together yourself by clipping on the two partly curved pieces of plastic onto the glow-in-the-dark bracelet.

A young guy in his mid-twenties came close to the car. Alvin leaned out with anticipation. Still, no one had noticed him.

As soon as the young man walked by the car, Alvin yelled out: "HEY MAN, WE LANDED ON THE MOON! IT REALLY IS MADE OUTTA CHEESE!" And to top it all off, he still had on his glow-in-the-dark glasses.

The poor guy didn't know what to do, but he - somehow - managed to keep walking with a straight face. Until he passed up the car, of course.

Dave stared at Alvin.

Brittany held back laughs.

Simon glared.

Jeanette shook her head.

Eleanore stared at him in astonishment.

And Theodore - Oh, Theodore - said, "Really? It's made outta cheese? Well, that explains the color..."

Then everyone, excluding Theodore, burst out laughing. Yes, even Dave.

"Wha-What possessed you t-to do that, Al?" Dave said through bits of laughter. He held his stomach from laughing so hard.

Alvin simply shrugged and said, "Just felt like it."

"Just felt like it?" Brittany laughed. "That was epic! You need to warn me before you do these things! I wanna help out!"

Oh boy...


I don't know what I'd do without my dad. :) He's the main inspiration for my funny stories. ;)

I personally think the story turned out okay... but it's not about what I think! I wanna know your opinion on it! REVIEW!