Note: Anytime there are 3s and they look oddly placed, it's because doesn't like less than signs and they were supposed to be hearts.


Chatroom

11:46pm

Setton has just joined the chat.

Bakyura

Which is exactly why

Tanaka Taro

Good evening, Setton-san.

Bakyura

Evening!

Setton

Hello.

Setton

Did I interrupt anything?

Bakyura

Nothing, nothing.

Bakyura

How are you?

Setton

Eh... how am I, indeed...

Bakyura

?

Tanaka Taro

What do you mean?

Setton

Nothing important. It's just been an... interesting night.

Bakyura

I'll toast to that!

Tanaka Taro

You can't properly make a toast on chat...

Setton

So has your night been strange?

Bakyura

Yeah!

Bakyura

Actually, now that I think about it nothing much happened...

Setton

?

Bakyura

Nevermind, my evening's been boring.

Tanaka Taro

ww You changed your mind quickly.

Bakyura

Yep! My night has been as boring and lonely as ever! ;A;

Setton

Well mine actually was weird.

Tanaka Taro

What happened?

Setton

Eh, it's a bit of a long story...

Saika has just joined the chat.

Bakyura

You should tell it! Is it a tale of adventure?

Saika

Hello

Tanaka Taro

Good evening, Saika!

Setton

Good evening.

Bakyura

Hello, hello!

Saika

It sounds as though you've all had odd nights...

Bakyura

Nope! Nothing happened to me, at least!

Bakyura

How about you, Taro?

Tanaka Taro

Now that you mention it, mine was quite out of the ordinary...

Tanaka Taro

What about you, Saika?

Saika

A bit of something happened, but it probably isn't important.

Bakyura

?

Saika

I'll explain later if it ends up mattering.

Saika

So what happened to Setton-san?

Tanaka Taro

Yeah, I am interested in hearing!

Setton

Just a bit of... family drama, would you call it?

Setton

I don't know.

Bakyura

Sounds confusing! x)

Setton

Yeah, a bit...

Setton

A lot...

Tanaka Taro

Ah, well I hope everything works out.

Saika

Me too!

Setton

Thank you.

Kanra has just joined the chat.

Setton

I think that

Bakyura

Eh? What's with all the late night visitors?

Kanra

Could it be you're not happy to see me, Bakyura? ;A;

Setton

Hello.

Saika

Good evening!

Tanaka Taro

Good evening.

Kanra

Eh? Could it be that I'm the only on who's had a dreadfully boring night?

Bakyura

DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME? I said my evening was eventless!

Kanra

Aw, you little liar~ You're just tsundere for the night!

Tanaka Taro

ww

Bakyura

That doesn't even make sense!

Bakyura

Ugh. Whatever. Yeah, stuff happened.

Setton

Care to share?

Bakyura

What is this, show and tell?

Kanra

Something to hide, hm?

Bakyura

O/O No!

Saika

Sorry to change the subject, but has anyone heard the rumor about Dollars?

Tanaka Taro

Rumor? What is it?

Bakyura

Do tell!

Saika

Probably nothing important, but I've heard a couple people saying that there's an individual targeting members and killing them off...

Setton

Oh, I heard that the other day!

Tanaka Taro

No way...

Kanra

Oh yes! There were some reports in the news, but they couldn't directly relate it to Dollars.

Bakyura

Woah! The city is never quiet, is it?

Kanra

Plus, I heard the Yellow Scarves are reforming!

Kanra

Wah! The city's so scary! A

Bakyura

They're just rumors though...

Setton

The rumors around here are often true to what actually happens...

Tanaka Taro

?

Setton

There's just some really strange stuff going on...

Saika

Sorry, I've got to go!

Tanaka Taro

Good night!

Bakyura

Bye!

Setton

Good evening!

Saika has just left the chat.

[PRIVATE MODE] Bakyura

Any particular reason you felt anyone needed to know about Yellow Scarves?

[PRIVATE MODE] Kanra

Now, now, it's no big deal. Just rumors, after all.

[PRIVATE MODE] Bakyura

It doesn't matter. No one needs to be hearing it.

Tanaka Taro

So why do you think Yellow Scarves would reform?

[PRIVATE MODE] Kanra

And by "no one," you mean to say that Mikado shouldn't know?

Setton

Who knows, the gangs around here are getting rowdier than ever.

[PRIVATE MODE] Bakyura

Go die in a hole. -_-

[PRIVATE MODE] Kanra

Getting a bit too TsunTsun there. Besides, Mikado has enough underworld contacts to already know a lot about it.

[PRIVATE MODE] Bakyura

Shut up.

[PRIVATE MODE] Kanra

What an eloquent argument.

Bakyura

I still thinks it's just a lie. They disappeared.

[PRIVATE MODE] Tanaka Taro

Masaomi?

Tanaka Taro

I'm not sure.

Setton

I think I'll just try to avoid the gang business... I have enough to deal with.

Bakyura

Ooh, what a vague and mystrious statement~! Tell more, tell more!

Setton

I already said the gist of it...

Tanaka Taro

Hey, where'd Kanra-chan get off to?

Bakyura

She went back home, to the very depths of hell.

Kanra

Sorry! I was getting something to eat!

Kanra

So about Yellow Scarves,

Bakyura

No! No more of this!

[PRIVATE MODE] Kanra

Aww, is someone a wittle angwy?

[PRIVATE MODE] Tanaka Taro

Masaomi?

Setton

Shit!

Bakyura

?

Setton

Sorry, there's something I have to attend to!

Setton has just left the chat.

Tanaka Taro

Good bye!

Tanaka Taro

Oh, just missed her.

Kanra

Must've been awful urgent, hm?

Bakyura

I think I'm going to go now, too.

[PRIVATE MODE] Bakyura

Kindly go eat shit.

Bakyura

My hoards of fans await me elsewhere! I bid you ado!

[PRIVATE MODE] Kanra

333

Tanaka Taro

Good night, then!

Bakyura

Good night!

[PRIVATE MODE] Bakyura

...Sorry,

[PRIVATE MODE] Tanaka Taro

?

[PRIVATE MODE] Tanaka Taro

Wait!

Bakyura has just left the chat.

Kanra

It's just us, then.

Tanaka Taro

Yeah...

Tanaka Taro

For a while, there, our chat seemed just like it used to, a year or so ago.

Kanra

It did.

Kanra

Mikado.

Kanra

...

Kanra

Good luck! 3

Kanra has just left the chat.

Tanaka Taro

I'm alone, then...

Tanaka Taro

Good luck, huh?

Tanaka Taro has just left the chat.


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