A/N: This is some humorous (I hope) piece about the medium I had in my story „Ghost", Kaori Makimura. After reading the last chapter, Dark Shadow pointed out to me that I didn't write anything more about her after the library incident ^^ See what happens when made-up characters are on rampage against the author who forgot them…
What About Me?!
Scene: Cloud van Dyk is sitting at her PC, typing up the last chapter of "Ghost".
Cloud: "The…End…" Yay! I finished it! *sings with joy*
*All of a sudden, a huge, wooden 100 ton hammer comes crashing down on Clouds head*
Cloud: @_@ OW! What the…*turns around to see Kaori standing behind her, fuming*
Kaori: What about me?!
Kaori: You didn't write anymore about me!! After the library incident, I just vanished!
Cloud: What the heck are you talking about, you freak?!
*Another hammer, this time 200 tons, comes down on Clouds head*
Cloud: Ack! Stop that, dammit!
Kaori: No! Not until you change the last chapter and write me in again!
Cloud: But you don't fit in the storyline anymore! *whails*
Kaori: *pulls out another hammer* Write! Me! In!
Cloud: *gulp* I'll try…
Kaori: Trying is not enough! You must!!
Cloud: *growling* You should be nicer to me! Remember, you only exist because of me!
Kaori: *thinks about this* You are right.
Cloud: So, if you don't be nice now, I'll have you killed!
*Another hammer, 500 tons, crashes on Clouds head*
Cloud: *on the floor, birds flying around her head chirping* This is getting boring. *shoos the birds away*
Kaori: Don't you get any stupid ideas!
*Cloud is just about to say something evil, when somebody knocks the door.*
Cloud: Wait a sec, Kaori, I'll be right back.
*Cloud goes to open the door. She opens it, and a 100 ton hammer comes crashing on her head*
Cloud: …hi Michiru.
Michiru: *fuming* You killed Haruka!
Haruka: *peeking over Michirus shoulder* Yeah! How could you!
Cloud: Only in ending number 1!! In number two, she lives!
Haruka: Yeah, but how long?
Cloud: *a gloriole appears over her head* I don't know what you are talking about… ():-)
Haruka: Pah! There isn't a single fic of you where I'm not hurt/in a coma/ dead or anything else!
Cloud: Hey, that's called drama! Besides, it's not true. In What Women Want, nothing happens to you.
Michiru: But to me!
*Kaori comes bouncing into the room*
Kaori: What is taking you so long?… hi Haruka, hi you unknown person whose name I don't know.
Michiru: Hi back, you also unknown person.
Cloud + Haruka: *unison* Girls!
*50 ton hammers come crashing down*
*Kaori and Michiru do a high-five*
Kaori: Okay, van Dyk, back to the topic.
Cloud: *rubbing her poor head* Yeah, yeah, I know, what about you…
Kaori: Right! You just forgot me! *wails*
Haruka: It's the first time that Cloud forgot a character…I think.
Michiru: True. Luckily she didn't forget Joe in "Everlasting Love", after all, that girl knows kickboxing.
Joe: *popping out of nowhere* Tataa!
Cloud: O.O What the…?!
Joe: I just felt like bursting in, ya know.
Cloud: Please say that you don't have any hammers with you.
Joe: ? Hammers ?
Cloud: Thank God!
Kaori: Heelllooo! *waving a hand in front of Clouds face* What about me?!
Cloud: *glares* I can't write you in anymore. The last chapter is already uploaded!
Kaori: *aims a 1000 ton hammer on Clouds head* What was that?
Cloud: ENOUGH! I'm sick of getting hit over the head with hammers! … where are Haruka and Michiru?
Joe: *points at the bedroom door*
Cloud: Oh, I see…O.O *yells* If you two make any stains in my bed, you are dead!
Kaori: That rhymed!
Cloud: Yeah, go me. Anyway…Kaori, get out! I can't write you in, and that's it!
Joe: Nyah, nyah, I got a decent ending! I even got a girlfriend! … whose name was Kaori too, now that I think about it.
Kaori: Really?! *looks at Joe*
Joe: *looks back* It wouldn't be cheating, would it?
Cloud: *covers her eyes while Joe and Kaori scamper away together* … and what about me?
Author's ending note: Okay, that was weird ^^ It took me about fifteen minutes to write, please don't flame me! I know that it's insane ^^
Cloud van Dyk, Ultimate Master Of Desaster