Disclaimer: I don't own Dungeon Keeper, or Chocobos, or Final Fantasy. Wish I did…

For those of you who don't know, Chocobos are these big, adorable yellow birds from the Final Fantasy series which you can catch and ride to wherever you want. I wuv Chocobos ^_^

My excuse for writing these strange and somewhat disturbing little songs: I was very young when I wrote these. I was still in primary school! So there.

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The Dungeon Keeper (sung to the tune of Simple Simon)

A Dungeon Keeper saw a Horned Reaper going to the fair

The Dungeon Keeper asked the Reaper if he'd like to join him

A Chocobo came running past, it was so incredibly fast

It knocked the Reaper off his feet and toppled the Dungeon Keeper!



What Shall we Do with the Dungeon Keeper? (sung to the tune of What Shall we Do with the Drunken Sailor?)

What shall we do with the Dungeon Keeper?

What shall we do with the Dungeon Keeper?

What shall we do with the Dungeon Keeper,

Early in the mornin'?

Ally, or chop 'is 'ead off!

Ally, or chop 'is 'ead off!

Ally, or chop 'is 'ead off,

Early in the mornin'!