a funny story

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This pairing was discovered by my buddy, Morghen, so please give her a little mention if you write them! Thanks! It is one of many of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings, most of which you may find in Mor's and my forum, "Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings Fan Stories," found here (Just take out the spaces!): http : / forum. fanfiction. net/ forum /Mew_and_Mors_Weird_Pairings_Fan_Stories /76194 / Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum FUN!

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When you get a moment,

think about the

a~b~s~u~r~d~i~t~y

of a

HARDWORKING

~~S l y t h e r i n~~

(about as strange as a basilisk being

born from a

ch-ch-ch-chicken,

right?)

And then take a pondering on

the

l.u.d.i.c.r.o.u.s.n.e.s.s.

of a

~*~V A I N~*~

\ \R a v e n c l a w/ /

(*flap, flap*

because it's

[illogical]

to be so

s e l f – c e n t e r e d)

So what happens when they

((meet))?

What happens when they

converse

converge

c o n

everyone around them

?

Yeah, no one liked that very much

But it was all~ V*i*c*t*o*i*r*e's idea

(Astoria s w e a r s it)

There was

—NO—

WAY

A "happy" mother :) would've thrown her life

a

w

a

y

.

She was hardworking, after all

(there was no being "charmed"—Alohomora!—by Victoire!)

But Victoire wants…

…what Victoire cannot have…

like some wicked spell

from some

|DARK|

~m*a*g*i*c~

b – i – b – l – e

Astoria

\C/

r

U

m

B

.l.

|E|

~s~

Damn, Vic—you threw your back into this one

Hey, Astoria…

who's vain now?

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*lol* A little role-reversal in the end, with Astoria being the vain one & Vic being hardworking… A little sexy, if I might add. ;]

Thanks for reading and please review!

-mew-tsubaki :D