A/N: Hello! This is my first fanfiction ever, so I hope it's alright. This will be the place to find my drabbles, and my very first one is humor. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin

Summary- Merlin acts childish.

"You idiot! I told you to have my armor polished by today!"

"Sorry, sire."

Merlin waited until Arthur's back was turned and then stuck out his tongue in childish defiance. Unfortunately, Arthur saw the offensive gesture.

"Did you just stick out your tongue at me?" Arthur asked incredulously.

"No, sire," said Merlin, trying to feign innocence by softening his tone and widening his eyes.

"Yes you did. Well, if you enjoy hanging your tongue out like a dog, Merlin, then maybe you could use it to clean the fruit off your face."

"The stocks?" Merlin groaned.

"Yes Merlin. The stocks."

There, my first fanfic. Please review, and let me know how I am doing. :D