Hey there my beloveds, I am UBER glad that 99% of you like Harry Potter, so that 1% that doesn't, IDGAF. Anyways, an update finally! So, I wrote this yesterday but GUESS WHAT! I had around about 2000 words and it deleted itself and I was like... Oh hell to the no! Alas, here is my update!
Santana Lopez PUCKLEBERRY 2.0 BITCHAZZZ!
(Rachel Berry, Noah "Puck" Puckerman and 28 others like this)
Rachel Berry It's not that big of a deal San...
Santana Lopez NOT THAT BIG A DEAL? THIS IS PUCKLEBERRY WE'RE TALKING 'BOUT, THE YUMMIEST BERRIES IN TOWWWN!
Kurt Hummel Diva you need to screw your head on right
Mercedes Jones Damn straight gurlfriiiend
(Brittany S. Pierce and 13 others like this)
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Yeah, guys it's really not that big of a deal
Santana Lopez Where tha fuk is ma dislike button!
(Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones and 36 others like this)
Brittany S. Pierce Lord Tubbington says there won't be Puckleberry 3.0!
Kurt Hummel :O
Mercedes Jones :O
Rachel Berry :O
Noah "Puck" Puckerman :O
Mike Chang :O
Sam Evans :O
Santana Lopez NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Brittany S. Pierce Cause Puckleberry 2.0 never ends!
Kurt Hummel :)
Mercedes Jones :)
Rachel Berry :D
Noah "Puck" Puckerman :DDDDDDDD
Mike Chang :)
Sam Evans :)
Santana Lopez FUCK YEAAAAAHHH
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Of course it never ends, Rach is never gonna get sick of the Puckerone
Brittany S. Pierce O.o
Rachel Berry Noah Puckerman if you continue to all yourself that no more kisses for you! :l
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Alright, whatever Puckzilla's girl wants, Puckzilla's girl gets.
Rachel Berry Though I would normally be furious at you for using such a ridiculous and discriminating name against yourself I very much so enjoyed the last part of that. Damn straight. :)
Santana Lopez R, I love you to pieces but you sound like you swallowed a thesaurus
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Piss off Satan
Rachel Berry Noah! Don't be mean or else I am gonna go all midget ninja on your ass and give you a one-way no return ticket to Dumped land :l Damn straight
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Oh but baby, im not mean, im naughttyyyy ;)
Rachel Berry Ohh, and do you know what happens to naughty boys? They get spanked ;) x
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Well im a naughty, naughty boy!
Rachel Berry Tut tut ill have to come and spank you now ;) xx
Noah "Puck" Puckerman is dead... :D
Santana Lopez Did anybody else just get stunned into silence? A) Midget ninja? B) Naughty boys get spanked?
Noah "Puck" Puckerman She's my little midget ninja
Rachel Berry DAMN STRAIGHT BITCHES
Santana Lopez I think Puckerman brings out the bad side of Rach... Not complaining!
(Brittany S. Pierce and 96 others like this)
Rachel Berry Im on my way Noah, you naughtyyyy little boy! ;) xx
Noah "Puck" Puckerman (droools)
Mike Chang Wow... While personally I think Tike is the best, my ninja senses are telling me that Puckleberry is up there with the greats
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Yep
Santana Lopez Oh ma god! Hey guys, what's the best berries in town? PUCKLEBERRIES!
Sam Evans Nuh uh, the yummiest berries in town are Evanberries!
Brittany S. Pierce I liked Puckleberries better Dolphin, sorry :)
(307 others like this)
Rachel Berry is over at Noah's, showing him what you get if your a naughty boy
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Mhhhmm
Santana Lopez I am going to go now...
Quinn Fabray is sad :(
Rachel Berry Why Q? x
Quinn Fabray Ill tell you over the phone, call me!xx
Rachel Berry Okaii Q! x
Santana Lopez EH HEM?
Quinn Fabray Finee, San, R, B, get over my house stat!x
Santana Lopez Sure thing Q
Brittany S. Pierce Want me to get some ice cream?
Quinn Fabray Aww thanks Britt!xx
Brittany S. Pierce Cookies & cream?x
Quinn Fabray Yes pleesh
Rachel Berry Im almost there Q! x
Quinn Fabray Hurry ;(
Santana Lopez Want me to come get you Britt?
Brittany S. Pierce Yes thanks San! And Quinny, you reminded me of a good song! Hurry hurry hurry, im coming down to fix this. )
Rachel Berry Naww B, your so cute! x
Brittany S. Pierce Thanks Rachy
Santana Lopez B, hurry up
Brittany S. Pierce Coming!
Mike Chang Since whenn...
Noah "Puck" Puckerman When did you guys become like, the famous four?
Sam Evans Is really confused...
Finn Hudson Yeah
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Piss off Finessa
(Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray and 2 others like this)
Santana Lopez Yep. Agreed. Open the door Q
Brittany S. Pierce Yum icce creeeam
Rachel Berry is eating Cookies&Cream ice cream (I shouldn't be but oh well .) with Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez and Brittany S. Pierce
Brittany S. Pierce Yum yum in my tum tum
Santana Lopez COOKIES AND CREAAAMMMMM!
Quinn Fabray San, what are you on?
Santana Lopez Coke, a bit of Marijuana, ecstasy and ice, why do you ask?
Rachel Berry (awkward silence) Anywayyyssss... Q why are you on FB?
Quinn Fabray Cause I want to see if he...
Santana Lopez Q, c'mon
Brittany S. Pierce He's not going to Quinny
Rachel Berry You should do it first Q
Quinn Fabray Alright...
Quinn Fabray is now single
(Rachel Berry, Brittany S. Pierce and Santana Lopez like this)
Finn Hudson Quinn...
Rachel Berry Oh move on Finnessa
(Noah "Puck" Puckerman and 238 others like this)
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Is drooling over my midget ninja's hotness
Brittany S. Pierce Those Pucklebaby's will be here any day now
Santana Lopez LOLLLLLLL!
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Rach, im being naughttyyyy
Rachel Berry Tut, tut, I have to go Q, San & Britt, duty calls ;) xx
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Yay, time for spanking
Rachel Berry Inddeeed
Quinn Fabray Not on my status, please
Sam Evans Your fighting a losing battle Quinn
Quinn Fabray I know...
Santana Lopez :P
Santana Lopez - Quinn Fabray Hey Q, cause y'know, your single now... wanna have some fuuunnn? xx
Quinn Fabray Hell yeah San, get here ASAP, im a little lonely
Brittany S. Pierce Can I come too?
Santana Lopez Sure ill pick you up B
Brittany S. Pierce Yay! x
Quinn Fabray Rach, wanna come too?
Rachel Berry I'd love to but im currently busy... spanking Noah ;)
Noah "Puck" Puckerman As much as I love the idea of girl on girl action, Rachel's mine :l
Rachel Berry NOAH! Your not jealous are you?
Noah "Puck" Puckerman No, no baby, Puckzilla doesn't get jealous. Puckzilla just doesn't sure
Rachel Berry That's fine with me
Santana Lopez is doing stuff to Brittany S. Pierce while Quinn Fabray sits there impatiently
Quinn Fabray YES IM GETTING IMPATIENT IT'S MYY TURN!
Brittany S. Pierce no Q, this feels so good
Artie Abrams Am I dead? Cause I think I just went to heaven
Quinn Fabray is having stuff done to by Santana Lopez
Santana Lopez and you know you love it
Sam Evans Artie, I think we both died and floated up to heaven
Finn Hudson What are they doing?
Mike Chang Go away Franketeen
Brittany S. Pierce Don't worry boys, im videoing it
Artie Abrams Ohmy
Brittany S. Pierce And ill show it to you all in Glee
Santana Lopez yes, but don't send them a copy in case SOMEBODY gives it away (glares at puckerman)
Noah "Puck" Puckerman Notice how I didn't comment throughout the WHOLE thing, cause im busy with Rach and yet she still gives me evil eyes?
Rachel Berry Get off FB, im not done with you
Noah "Puck" Puckerman (already offline)
Santana Lopez Puckleberry babies are being made
Brittany S. Pierce HA! Lord Tubbington you owe me $10
Lord Tubbington Meooow! :(
Brittany S. Pierce Oh fine, keep it. But no kissing San for a week
Lord Tubbington Meow. :l
Brittany S. Pierce Good boy Tubby :)
Santana Lopez What the fuck just happened?
Sam Evans (stunned silence)
Yes, so I am terribly sorry for the long wait, but I thank all of you Harry Potter fans who showed your support for me and your "dislike" towards the HP hater who accused me of being an attention seeker. Grrr. Anyway, I will try to update ASAP, but I need to start working on my other stories as well. Also, check out my two new stories, HP and the philosopher's stone and No Ginny! Both of which are HP so you guys probably won't bother... xD Okay... Yeah im gonna stop rambling now so yeah! Buh bye!
Until I see you next time,