Day 4

LW: Good Morning everyone, I trust you all had a nice break from the show.

Carface: If you call being stuck in a cabin in the woods with these idiots nice…

LW: I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

Charlie: Yeah carface. Lighten up a little.

Carface: Feh, you were light enough for all of us three nights ago.

LW: Say what now?

Charlie: Nothing!

Carface: Charlie got so wasted he started singing eminem's just loose it with a lamp shade on his head.

LW:…Did someone get that on tape?

Belladonna: I did.

Annabelle: And I'm currently fixing it to put it on

LW: Send me the finish product when it's done and *points to Charlie* no more alcohol for you. Well anyway it's day four here in the studio, and we shall start off with a new face. This one is from WritingFromTheSoul and thou asked will Charlie and Sasha be getting married anytime soon?

Charlie: Well, we haven't planned anything yet but we'll let you know if we set a date.

LW: Alrighty then Next one is from another new face called RevDragon

Itchy: Rev? As in Reverend?

LW: I have no idea, anyway the first question is for itchy and Dragon asks have you ever considered in takeing a flea bath?

Itchy: Number of times but the stench from the chemicals needed always were a turn down for me.

LW: I see…the next question is for sasha. Rev asked If you were stuck in a zombie apocalypse who would be the three other people that you would have with you and what would you do?

Sasha: That would be Bill, Francis, and Zoey and we would fight our way out to rescue.

LW:…Apparently both of you played Left 4 Dead before….Anyway I need to tell you something quick that is a dare for someone. *Leans over and whispers in her ear* Got it all?

Sasha: Yes and I have in mind what he should wear too… *leaves to go get the items requested*

LW: While she goes get what she'll need I'll go to the first dare of the day from Rev and the dare is for Belladonna. You have the choice of either going to a water park for a day or going to a reformatory for bad dogs.

Belladonna: I choose water park…

LW: Okie-dokie! *Snaps fingers and she disappears to Waterpark U.S.A* Lets watch the fun, shall we. *Big Screen appears and shows belladonna lounging on a pool toy catching some rays* Well I'm surprised…Here I thought it would be torture for her. *She was then accidentally pushed into the water by someone jumping into the water, She freaks out a little before hopping out of the water and shake it off before any more smoke pours from her. She was then teleported back into the room, but not until the screen disappeared from sight* So had fun? *Poof's a towel for her*

Belladonna: Ah shuddup!

LW: Ooh touchy… Anyway this next question is for Bess. Rev asked did you ever have a crush on someone other than Itchy and Charlie?

Bess: Well, like any girl I always had a crush on a movie star.

LW: I know I am going to regret asking this but who?

Bess: Johnny Depp

Everyone:…

LW:…I knew I would regret it…well at least Sasha didn't hear that and here she comes *walks in with the bags of items needed* Ready?

Sasha: All set.

LW: Alrighty, here is the final dare from RevDragon and he aims it at you Charlie. You must get dressed in what ever sasha picked.

Charlie: WHAT?

Sasha: You heard him, so if you don't mind following me…*She grabs him and the bags and walks off stage for a few minuets before coming back out* You can come out now.

Charlie: *Walks out in a pink dress with a red bow, wearing red lipstick and a pear earing on his right ear* How humiliating…

LW: *Takes photo* Blackmail, he he he he he. Anyway, you can't take that off until I say so. Here's something from a familiar face. Roseofnoonvale asks Belladonna why do you hate Annabelle and why did you become evil?

Belladonna: I hate Annabelle because she is light and I'm dark. It's just our powers dispels each other. As for why I went to the dark side, it's because heaven already had it's poster child all picked out already.

LW: Okay…This next one is for Annabelle. Rose asked have you ever done anything that could be considered evil?

Belladonna: Her? Ha, little miss goody-two-shoes over there wouldn't know how to be evil if it bit her on the butt.

Annabelle: Actually, I have a bit of a confession to make. Charlie, remember that mission I had you do that you had to save a cat?

Charlie: Yes? Why?

Annabelle: I actually paid Killer to push that burger cart where it was going to happen so that you would fail on purpose.

LW/Belladonna/Charlie: *Jaw Drops*

LW: Okay that was unexpected. Anyway this one is for all of us. Rose asks what is our biggest pet peeve. Personally, mine is when someone says "Believe it" repetitively for hours.

Charlie: When I smell Double chili burgers with onions and pickles and it is at a picnic

Itchy: When I am rudely awaked by loud noises

Carface: When things don't go my way.

Killer: When Carface gets in a grouchy mood.

Belladonna: When Annabelle gets in my way

Annabelle: When Belladonna causes trouble

Sasha: Annoying fans who ask for my number

Bess: When people don't pay their tabs when they are due.

LW: Good to know and expect a paper with all out signatures dude *Wink Wink*

This next one comes from a new one called Crazysquirrelgirl and she dares Charlie to kiss Itchy.

Charlie/Itchy: WHAT?

Carface: *Snickering like mad*

LW: Better do it before I, in a matter of words, "unleash the hounds" on you *pointing to FG closet*.

*Both reluctantly do it and both turned and puked into a garbage can that was nearby*

Carface: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LW: Good Grief…Her next dare is for belladonna, but it requires some assistance, so please welcome to our show, Red.

*Plume of flames appear in the center and red appears standing in the middle with his usual attire.*

Red: I take it you have a reason for calling me here at this late an hour?

LW: You were called in to do a dare with Belladonna. The dare is that you two must dance with each other.

Belladonna: That's an odd request. Well, nothing a rocker like me can't handle.

Red: Rock? Sure you mean tango, because that is the dance of fire.

Belladonna: Tango? HA! Sure it's you who jests. If we are going to dance then it's going to be rock. I wanna get my head banging.

Red: Tango!

Belladonna: Rock!

Red: Tango!

Belladonna: Rock!

Red: Tango!

Belladonna: Rock!

*Five hours later*

Red: Tango!

Belladonna: Rock!

LW: ENOUGH!

All: O_O…

LW: YOU TWO HAVE BEEN AT THIS FOR HOURS! JUST PICK ONE AND LIVE WITH IT! CHARLIE!

Charlie: *jumps three feet in the air* Y-yes…

LW: Get me some aspirin.

Belladonna: Urgh, fine. I'll do the stupid tango…

Red: Excellent.

Belladonna; But do anything funny and you'll be leaving with your go-nads in a guppy bag.

Red: Wouldn't even dream of it.

LW: You'll be dancing to Ant Farm's Smooth Criminal.

*With Red leading both managed to do the tango to the song perfectly but idiot decides to move his hand and was then promptly backhand out of the room and back to hell*

LW: Well she did warn him. Anyway, here we are welcoming in a old face and due to his request DisneyBlue02 will be joining and staying with us.

*DB02 poofs in as a Dalmation and then confetti and applause is played for him.*

DB02: *blushes* Aw shucks, thanks for having me here. *Takes a seat near LW when a red arm chair appears out of nowhere*

~Meanwhile Deep in Nowhere, Kansas~

Eustace: Where the heck is my chair?

~Back at the studio~

LW: I sure you are well aware of the rules and regulations, so I'll let you get to asking your questions.

DB02: Alrighty, my first question is for Charlie and the question is: Have you ever thought about 'dancing' in front of Sasha in a private place? Just the two of you, alone in there?

Charlie: Well, if you consider the 'horizontal mambo' as 'dancing' then yes I have consider that.

LW: *Facepalm* Good Grief…

DB02: Something wrong Charlie brown?

LW: Shuddup…

DB02: Make me…Anyway this next one is for Itchy: Have you ever felt like... somebody's watching you?

Itchy: Well yeah, Annabelle and Belladonna watches us all the time.

DB02: *Face faults to the floor*

LW: I do believe that wasn't what he meant.

Itchy: No I haven't felt like that.

DB02: *Picks himself off the floor* Ok this next one is for Sasha: If you had to choose which out of your fellow female cast members to sing a duet with, who would it be, and why?

Sasha: Well to be honest it would have to belladonna because I feel that she could be one that could easily rock out to the hardest songs.

DB02:Okay…Bess, same question.

Bess: For me it would have to be Annabelle because I am into gospel music and who better to know this subject than an angel.

DB02: Good point…Okay next question is for belladonna: if you had to choose a song to sing up on that stage, what would it be?

Belladonna: Oh that's easy. It is and will always be Going Under by Evanesence.

DB02: Nice and Annabelle same question.

Annabelle: it would have to be City on our Knees by Toby Mac.

DB02:Ok and finally the last question of the day goes to Killer and Carface: what's your favorite comedy sketch?

Carface: Well we enjoy the classics so I'll have to say it's abbot and Killer's Who's on first comedy we enjoy the most.

DB02: Well then that's perfect because for your dare you must preform that comedy with you playing as Abbott and Killer as Costello.

LW: So places everyone *Both get up on stage and the others get assorted snacks and drinks ready* Start the show.

Carface: Well, Killer, I'm going to New York with you. Bucky Harris the Yankee's manager gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

Killer: Look Carface, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

Carface: I certainly do.

Killer: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.

Carface: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.

Killer: You mean funny names?

Carface: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...

Killer: His brother Daffy

Carface: Daffy Dean...

Killer: And their French cousin.

Carface: French?

Killer: Goofe'

Carface: Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Killer: That's what I want to find out.

Carface: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Killer: Are you the manager?

Carface: Yes.

Killer: You gonna be the coach too?

Carface: Yes.

Killer: And you don't know the fellows' names.

Carface: Well I should.

Killer: Well then who's on first?

Carface: Yes.

Killer: I mean the fellow's name.

Carface: Who.

Killer: The guy on first.

Carface: Who.

Killer: The first baseman.

Carface: Who.

Killer: The guy playing...

Carface: Who is on first!

Killer: I'm asking you who's on first.

Carface: That's the man's name.

Killer: That's who's name?

Carface: Yes.

Killer: Well go ahead and tell me.

Carface: That's it.

Killer: That's who?

Carface: Yes.

*PAUSE*

Killer: Look, you gotta first baseman?

Carface: Certainly.

Killer: Who's playing first?

Carface: That's right.

Killer: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Carface: Every dollar of it.

Killer: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.

Carface: Who.

Killer: The guy that gets...

Carface: That's it.

Killer: Who gets the money...

Carface: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Killer: Who's wife?

Carface: Yes.

*PAUSE*

Carface: What's wrong with that?

Killer: I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?

Carface: Who.

Killer: The guy.

Carface: Who.

Killer: How does he sign...

Carface: That's how he signs it.

Killer: Who?

Carfacet: Yes.

*PAUSE*

Killer: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.

Carface: No. What is on second base.

Killer: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Carface: Who's on first.

Killer: One base at a time!

Carface: Well, don't change the players around.

Killer: I'm not changing nobody!

Carface: Take it easy, buddy.

Killer: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?

Carface: That's right.

Killer: OK.

Carfacet: Alright.

*PAUSE*

Killer: What's the guy's name on first base?

Carface: No. What is on second.

Killer: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Carface: Who's on first.

Killer: I don't know.

Carface: He's on third, we're not talking about him.

Killer: Now how did I get on third base?

Carface: Why you mentioned his name.

Killer: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?

Carface: No. Who's playing first.

Killer: What's on base?

Carface: What's on second.

Killer: I don't know.

Carface: He's on third.

Killer: There I go, back on third again!

*PAUSE*

Killer: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.

Carface: Alright, what do you want to know?

Killer: Now who's playing third base?

Carface: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?

Killer: What am I putting on third.

Carface: No. What is on second.

Killer: You don't want who on second?

Carface: Who is on first.

Killer: I don't know.

Together: Third base!

*PAUSE*

Killer: Look, you gotta outfield?

Carface: Sure.

Killer: The left fielder's name?

Carface: Why.

Killer: I just thought I'd ask you.

Carface: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.

Killer: Then tell me who's playing left field.

Carface: Who's playing first.

Killer: I'm not...stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?

Carface: No, What is on second.

Killer: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Carface: Who's on first!

Killer: I don't know.

Together: Third base!

*PAUSE*

Killer: The left fielder's name?

Carface: Why.

Killer: Because!

Carface: Oh, he's center field.

*PAUSE*

Killer: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?

Carface: Sure.

Killer: The pitcher's name?

Carface: Tomorrow.

Killer: You don't want to tell me today?

Carface: I'm telling you now.

Killer: Then go ahead.

Carface: Tomorrow!

Killer: What time?

Carface: What time what?

Killer: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

Carface: Now listen. Who is not pitching.

Killer: I'll break you're arm if you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?

Carface: What's on second.

Killer: I don't know.

Together: Third base!

*PAUSE*

Killer: Gotta a catcher?

Carface: Certainly.

Killer: The catcher's name?

Carface: Today.

Killer: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.

Carface: Now you've got it.

Killer: All we got is a couple of days on the team.

*PAUSE*

Killer: You know I'm a catcher too.

Carface: So they tell me.

Killer: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Carface: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

Killer: I don't even know what I'm talking about!

*PAUSE*

Carface: That's all you have to do.

Killer: Is to throw the ball to first base.

Carface: Yes!

Killer: Now who's got it?

Carface: Naturally.

*PAUSE*

Killer: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?

Carface: Naturally.

Killer: Who?

Carface: Naturally.

Killer: Naturally?

Carface: Naturally.

Killer: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.

Carface: No you don't you throw the ball to Who.

Killer: Naturally.

Carface: That's different.

Killer: That's what I said.

Carface: you're not saying it...

Killer: I throw the ball to Naturally.

Carface: You throw it to Who.

Killer: Naturally.

Carface: That's it.

Killer: That's what I said!

Carface: You ask me.

Killer: I throw the ball to who?

Carface: Naturally.

Killer: Now you ask me.

Carface: You throw the ball to Who?

Killer: Naturally.

Carface: That's it.

Killer: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!

Carface: What?

Killer: I said I don't give a darn!

Carface: Oh, that's our shortstop.

Killer: (makes screaming sound)

Everyone: *Appaluds*

DB02: Nicely done both of you. This next dare is for Itchy and he'll be singing Somebody's Watching Me with Me.

Itchy: Okay

*Both appear on the stage*

LW: Hit it!

DB02: Who's Watchin

Tell me who's watchin

Who's watchin me

Itchy: I'm just an average man

With an average life

I work from nine to five,

Hey, hell, I pay the price

All I want is to be left alone

In my average home

But why do I always feel

Like I'm in the twilight zone and…

I always feel like somebody's watching me

And I have no privacy

DB02: Oh oh oh

Itchy: I always feel like somebody's watchin me

Tell me it's just a dream

DB02: Oh oh oh

Itchy: When I come home at night

I bolt the door real tight

People call me on the phone

I'm trying to avoid

But can the people on TV See me

DB02: Can they can they

Itchy: Or am I just paranoid

When I'm in the shower

I'm afraid to wash my hair

Cause I might open my eyes

And find someone standing there

People say I'm crazy

DB02: crazy

Itchy: Just a little touched

But maybe shower remind me of "Psycho" too much

I always feel like somebody's watching me

And I have no privacy

DB02: Oh oh oh

Itchy: I always feel like somebody's watchin me

Tell me it's just a dream

DB02: Oh oh oh

Itchy: Hey

Oh oh oh oh

DB02: Who's watchin me

Itchy: Who's watching me

DB02: Tell me who's watching

Itchy: Hey

DB02: Who's watching me

Itchy: Oh oh oh

Tell me who's watching me

Oh oh oh oh

DB02: Who's watching

Itchy: Oh oh oh oh oh oh

DB02: Tell me who's watching

Itchy: Oh oh oh oh

DB02: Who's watching

Itchy: Oh oh oh oh oh oh

DB02: Tell me who's watching

Itchy: I don't know anymore

Are the neighbors watching me

Oh oh oh oh oh

Well is the mail man watching me

And I don't feel safe anymore,

What a mess

I wonder who's watching me now

DB02: Who

Itchy: The IRS…

I always feel like somebody's watching me

And I have no privacy

DB02: Oh oh oh

Itchy: I always feel like somebody's watchin me

Tell me it's just a dream

DB02: Oh oh oh

Who's watching me

Itchy: I always feel like somebody's watching me

And I have no privacy

DB02: Oh oh oh

Itchy: I always feel like somebody's watchin me

Tell me it's just a dream

DB02: Oh oh oh

Who's watching me

Who's watching

Tell me who's watching

Who's watching me,

Both: Who's watching me

LW: Lovely Done, Nice finish.

*Both return to their seats*

DB02: Ok Next dare is for Sasha: I dare Sasha to sing 'Give it Up' from Victorious with the cast member you chose on the same stage. And since you chose Belladonna earlier you two gotta duet.

LW: Word play high 5.

*High five'd*

*Both walk up to the stage*

DB02: Start the music

Sasha: Someday I'll let you in

Treat you right,

Drive you out of your mind

Belladonna: You never met a chick like me

Burns so bright

I'm gonna make you blind

Both: Always want what you cant have

Is it so bad if you don't get what you wanted?

Make you feel good as I whip you into shape

Yeah boy let's get it started

Give it up you cant win

Cause I know where you been

Such a shame you don't put up a fight

That's a game that we play at the end of the night

It's the same old story but you never get it right

Give it up!

*Continues until the end of the song*

DB02: Marvelous!

LW: Don't you mean Fabulous!

DB02: Either way Sasha you can come down from the stage but Belladonna you have to stay up there for your dare. Remember the song you liked?

Belladonna: Yeah what of it?

DB02: Congratulations You're dare is you get to sing it, but don't count on me to stand on guard for you. Unless... You say what I want you to say…*Cheshire Cat Grin engaged*

Belladonna: Guard from what?

DB02: Look out to the audience

*Looks and sees the audience consisting of nothing but fans as far as the eye can see*

Belladonna: Nah let them try, I've been meaning to practice my left hooks anyway.

LW: Hit it!

Belladonna: Now I will tell you what I've done for you

50 thousand tears I cried

Screaming, deceiving, and bleeding for you

And you still wont hear me

(Going Under)

Don't what your hands this time

I'll save myself

Maybe I'll wake up for once

(Wake up for once)

Not tormented daily

Defeated by you

Just when I thought I reach the bottom

I die Again

I'm going under

(Going under)

Drowning in you

(Drowning in you)

I'm falling forever

(falling forever)

I've got to break through

I'm going under

*Continues until the end of the song, while punching love struck idiots back into the crowd*

LW: O_O *Speechless*

DB02: You okay? *Pokes him*

LW: *Falls over stuck in that position* …

DB02: Oh…kay… Anyway next up is Annabelle And you get to sing your favorite song and this time you will get the security team to block off the fans from crawling up onto the stage.

*Several swat team members pushing back the crowds by the barricades*

*Annabelle walks up the stage and to the microphone*

Annabelle: If you gotta start somewhere why not here
If you gotta start sometime why not now
If we gotta start somewhere I say here
If we gotta start sometime I say now
Through the fog there is hope in the distance
From cathedrals to third world missions
Love will fall to the earth like a crashing wave

Tonight's the night
For the sinners and the saints
Two worlds collide in a beautiful display
It's all love tonight
When we step across the line
We can sail across the sea
To a city with one king
A city on our knees
A city on our knees
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

If you gotta start somewhere why not here
If you gotta start sometime why not now
If we gotta start somewhere I say here
If we gotta start sometime I say now
Through the fog there is hope in the distance
From cathedrals to third world missions
Love will fall to the earth like a crashing wave

Tonight's the night
For the sinners and the saints
Two worlds collide in a beautiful display
It's all love tonight
When we step across the line
We can sail across the sea
To a city with one king
A city on our knees
A city on our knees
Oh-oh-oh

Tonight couldn't last forever
We are one choice from together
Tonight couldn't last forever
Ooh
Tonight couldn't last forever
We are one choice from together
As family
We're family
Oh Tonight couldn't last forever
We are one choice from together
You and me
Ya, you and me

Tonight's the night
For the sinners and the saints
Two worlds collide
In a glorious display
Cuz its all love tonight
When we step across the line
We can sail across the sea
To a city with one king

A city on our knees
A city on our knees

Oh oh oh
A city on our knees
A city on our knees
Oh oh oh

If we gotta start somewhere why not here
If we gotta start sometime why not now

LW: *Hops back up from his stupor and sits back down on his chair* Bravo, madam.

*Walks back to her seat*

DB02: And finally Charlie your dare is to dance and perform LMFAO's "I'm Sexy and I Know it" live on stage, dressed exactly as said singer in his music video, in front of an entire audience populated by the fan girls in the closet.

Charlie: *Gulps* Uh, wouldn't that be a problem?

LW: You have nothing to worry about.

*Charlie slowly walks up the stage in the attire that the singer wore for the music video 'Speedo underneath too' and looks to see the fan girls chained to their seats*

Charlie: *Sighs out in relief*

*LW Leans over to DB02*

LW: Do you think I should tell him that I gave one of the fan girls a pair of bolt cutters?

DB02: No worries, which was why I brought this along

*DB02 Pulls out cattle prod.*

LW: Nice tastes

DB02: Thanks

Charlie: When I walk on by, girls be like

Damn he fly.

I pay to beat, walking down the street with my new

Lafreak, yeah.

This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control.

It's red foo, with a big ass fro.

They like bruce lee rock out at the club yo'.

Ahh! Girl look at that body! Ahh! Girl look at that body!

Ahh! I-I-I work out! Ahh! Girl look at that body!

Ahh! Girl look at that body! Ahh! I-I-I work out!

When I walk in the spot this is what I see

Everybody stops and they staring at me

I've got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

*Rips off cloths to sport a speedo that the guy was wearing*

I'm sexy and I know it

*Continues til the end of the song where when he got to the wiggle section of the song Several fan girls jumped from their seats after the one with the bolt cutters managed to set the loose, only to get cattle prod down and carted back into the FG Closet.*

LW: Well that was fun, Plus entertaining to say the least. Not to mention that video of Charlie doing that song is perfect blackmail. Unfortuneately that's all for today and I have to say this was by far the longest day yet.

Everyone except DB02: You can say that again!

DB02: Well that's all for now. As Always Read, Rate, and Respond accordingly and we'll see you next time.

All: Bye!