Disclaimer: Not mine; don't sue.

Author's Notes: Just a random ficlet idea that popped into my head. Enjoy~!

Steve Urkel burst through the door of the Winslows' house carrying several large grocery sacks. Unknown to everybody – but most likely rather predictable - Steve had spent the day at his favorite shop in Chicago. It was called Slices of Life, and sold every type of cheese in the world.

"HIDLEY-HO, WINSLOWS!" he yelled. "I HAVE RETURNED AND BRING NOURISHMENT!"

Carl Winslow rushed into the kitchen as Steve was shouting these words, and peered into one of the bags. Unfortunately, seeing all the cheese made him come close to fainting.

"Steve," Carl said. "You spent the entire day buying cheese?"

And then Carl fainted.

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