"Hello, and welcome to Whose Story is it Anyway and I'm your author – Ava Dakedavra!" the fourteen year old grinned from behind her desk, "And the whole point of this story is to give me – and you – something to laugh about while our beloved Harry Potter movie series dies."
"Morbid," Hermione snorted from her chair as she crossed her legs, "Could've said something different but nooo – you make it sound like we're gonna die."
"Shut up, Hermione! Anyway, each chapter, we're going to do a few things from the show Whose Line is it Anyway, such as Scenes from a Hat, which I will call 'Chapters from a Box.' All of you readers will submit something at the end of a chapter that you want our characters to act out – which I will announce at the end of the chapter that you're going to submit…wait, what?"
"You made no sense," Harry announced as he fidgeted in his seat, "How long will this take?"
"Hush up, I'm getting to it!" she huffed, "Anyway, as with the show, the points don't really matter! And the possible characters for each chapter are – James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Professor McGonagall, Professor Snape and Luna Lovegood! There can be a wide variety of pairings, such as Dramione, or whatever, but it's gotta be subtle…'cept for James and Lily, 'cause nothin's subtle with James asking Lily out."
"So, wait, I can meet my mum and dad?" Harry screamed as he jumped out of his seat, "VOTE FOR ME AND MY PARENTS EVERYBODY, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!"
"Harry, I choose which characters will appear in the chapters, not them!" Ava huffed before Harry turned and tackled her, screaming out "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!"
"HARRY!" Ron reached forward and grabbed his friend, "Calm down mate!"
"Sorry," Harry sighed and hung his head, "It's just, I'm going through a very tough time with the end of the movie and all…."
"We're all upset, Harry," Hermione said with a sympathetic face.
"'Cept me. I can't stand any of you," Draco said before flinging his hands up in the air, "Can't wait until I'm done with you lot."
"Shut up, Malfoy!" the trio screamed at the blonde Slytherin.
"Alright, so for the first official chapter, the characters will be Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. What you do is: you click the review button and type in something you want to read the characters act out about. Like, for instance, 'embarrassing things Draco Malfoy thinks about.' And the characters stand up, and act out what they think will be funny. It might not be though. Just a warning."
"I won't do that!" Draco exclaimed as the trio began to grin at each other.
"It's an example, not the real thing!" Ava sighed as the three whined their complaints.
"So, if you want recognition, you can use your username, if not, then don't," she continued, "Any questions or concerns, you can review or PM me. Whichever."
"Can we go now?" Ron pouted before rushing off when she gave him the okay.
"So, give me some suggestions so I can start typing!"