The Boys Go Fishing
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of it's characters. I wish I did, but I don't.
"Goku, I MEAN IT!"
"But…Chichi…Do we really—"
"Yes you have to! You need to spend some quality time with the boys. And I figured that you could do that by going fishing!" Chichi turned away from the enormous amount of food she was cooking and gave Goku a triumphant grin.
"Fishing! Well then can I—"
"NO YOU WILL NOT USE YOUR BARE HANDS! Goku, you will behave civilized on your fishing trip. Besides, there might be other people there. You don't want to scare them like you did last time…"
"Oh yeah…hehe…I remember that…Gohan was 7 back then..hehe…" He smiled that goofy Son smile and scratched the back of his head.
"Gohan look! I caught a big one!" Goku yelled to his son as he levitated out of the lake with a fish bigger than 4 Ox-Kings put together.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH! EVERYONE RUN!" An innocent fisherman who happened to be nearby screamed.
"AHHHH! A FLOATING MAN CARRYING A BIG FISH! HE'S GONNA EAT US!" another one yelled. All hell broke loose. It was Goku and Gohan's misfortune that the lake happened to be filled with swimmers and fisherman that day. Goku could only float there and look confused while Gohan stood by the lake feeling like he wanted to bang his head on something or the other out of embarrassment.
"DADDD!" Gohan yelled.
"What?" Goku asked innocently.
Gohan walked in to find his mother glaring at his father, and his father standing there laughing nervously, his eyes on Chichi's frying pan.
"So you see Goku," Chichi continued, "that is why you will behave properly on the fishing trip with the boys. Bulma prepared a capsule filled with all the fishing supplies you'll need. Remember, you'll be using fishing rods this time. I thought I had told you last time to use fishing rods, but apparently I forgot to give those to you."
Gohan shook his head while Goku laughed nervously as they both thought of the same memory.
Goku and the young 7 year old Gohan stared at the broken fishing rods in Goku's hands.
"Gohan, are fishing rods supposed to break like that?"
"But mom, what if dad breaks them all like he did last time?" Gohan asked.
Goten strolled in and began jumping up and down.
"What are we breaking, Gohan? Can I help? Pretty please? PLEEEASSSEE!"
"No Goten, we are not breaking anything." Gohan said.
"AWWWW WHY NOT?"
"ALL OF YOU BOYS LISTEN UP OR I USE MY FRYING PAN FOR PURPOSES OTHER THAN COOKING!"
She immediately had the attention of all three saiyans.
"Good. Now, Goten, Gohan, your father is going to take you fishing. I expect for you—"
"FISHING! YAYYYYYYYYY! FISHIES! Wait, Gohan, what's fishing? Is it where you get to play with fishies? I like fishies! Yay for fishies!"
Gohan grew annoyed and lightly smacked Goten to get him to be quiet. Quite the opposite happened.
"MOMMMMMMYYY! GOHAN HIT ME! IT HURTS! WAAAAHHHH!" Chichi immediately smacked Gohan with her deadly frying pan.
"GOHAN YOU WILL NOT HIT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER! HE'S ONLY 7 YEARS OLD!"
"Yeah Chi, he barely even tapped him…"
"CHICHI WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Chichi went back to comforting her youngest son, who had only been fake crying.
"FOR DEFYING ME! NOW LISTEN UP!" Chichi yelled. Goten immediately stopped crying and smiled, happy that Gohan had got his punishment.
"NO INTERRUPTIONS! YOU 3 LEAVE FOR YOUR FISHING TRIP TOMORROW MORNING!"
"Now, go pack. Only essentials." Chichi ordered. Goku raised his hand.
"No Goku, you may not pack food." Goku put his hand back down.
"NOW HURRY UP AND PACK ALREADY!" Gohan and Goku ran to their rooms, while Goten skipped down the hall singing,
"Fishies, fishies, gonna play with fishies!"
Author's Note: Well, I hope you enjoyed this, more chapters are to come soon! Please read and review! :D