Me: I'm back. Can you believe it? Neither can I.

Boromir: SHE PROMISED US FREEDOM!

Me: …nope. Anyways, sorry it's been so long. I hope this makes up for it. Still don't own L.o.t.R.


Frodo: Oh, Sam.

Sam: Back to that, are we?

Merry: What were you expecting?

Pippin: The Hanging Gardens of Babylon?

Gimli: …I don't understand…

Legolas: *attacks Gimli with hairbrush*

Gimli: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GIRLY ELF!

Legolas: *pulls brush back* *sobs* I'm not girly! I'm just..in touch with my feminine side.

Aragorn: Girly.

Pippin: Wait, Merry's sister? Where is she?

Merry: *facepalms*

Frodo: Oh, Sam.

Gollum: We look creepy in the Hobbit trailer, don't we, Preciousssss?

Gandalf: Yeah, will someone explain why I let glowy-telepathic-elf touch my fabu hair?

Legolas: Pshht, your hair is not fabu! MY HAIR IS FABU! AND ONLY I USE THE WORD FABU!

Frodo: Or so you think. Sam's so fabu…

Sam: I don't even know what anyone's talking about.

Aragorn: That didn't happen years ago? It happened at the ring council-y thing for me.

Sam: That would have been good to know.

Sauron: *is laughing at LOLcats*

The Ring: Just when you think you know someone…

Galadriel: Ahem, Gandalf, the reason I was touching your hair was because I thought a crow flew into it.

Legolas: YOU ARE A HAIR HERETIC! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE AN ELF! HAIRETIC! GANDALF'S HAIR IS TOO FABU TO HAVE FILTHY BIRDS IN IT! HAIRETIC! WE SHOULD BURN YOU!

Gimli: Did anyone understand a word he just said?

Everyone: *shakes heads*

Gimli: Good.

Legolas: You're all hairetics. *sniffs*

Pippin: WHERE THE HELL IS MERRY'S SISTER? I WANNA KNOW WHERE GIRLY IS!

Merry: *facepalm*


A/N: Oof, I'm out of practice…well, please review anyways.