Me: I'm back. Can you believe it? Neither can I.
Boromir: SHE PROMISED US FREEDOM!
Me: …nope. Anyways, sorry it's been so long. I hope this makes up for it. Still don't own L.o.t.R.
Frodo: Oh, Sam.
Sam: Back to that, are we?
Merry: What were you expecting?
Pippin: The Hanging Gardens of Babylon?
Gimli: …I don't understand…
Legolas: *attacks Gimli with hairbrush*
Gimli: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GIRLY ELF!
Legolas: *pulls brush back* *sobs* I'm not girly! I'm just..in touch with my feminine side.
Pippin: Wait, Merry's sister? Where is she?
Frodo: Oh, Sam.
Gollum: We look creepy in the Hobbit trailer, don't we, Preciousssss?
Gandalf: Yeah, will someone explain why I let glowy-telepathic-elf touch my fabu hair?
Legolas: Pshht, your hair is not fabu! MY HAIR IS FABU! AND ONLY I USE THE WORD FABU!
Frodo: Or so you think. Sam's so fabu…
Sam: I don't even know what anyone's talking about.
Aragorn: That didn't happen years ago? It happened at the ring council-y thing for me.
Sam: That would have been good to know.
Sauron: *is laughing at LOLcats*
The Ring: Just when you think you know someone…
Galadriel: Ahem, Gandalf, the reason I was touching your hair was because I thought a crow flew into it.
Legolas: YOU ARE A HAIR HERETIC! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE AN ELF! HAIRETIC! GANDALF'S HAIR IS TOO FABU TO HAVE FILTHY BIRDS IN IT! HAIRETIC! WE SHOULD BURN YOU!
Gimli: Did anyone understand a word he just said?
Everyone: *shakes heads*
Legolas: You're all hairetics. *sniffs*
Pippin: WHERE THE HELL IS MERRY'S SISTER? I WANNA KNOW WHERE GIRLY IS!
A/N: Oof, I'm out of practice…well, please review anyways.