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Author Notes: I think Cypha's characterization would be much more well received if she introduced herself in a more "stylish" way.

Agito: Whoa! Laevatein!

Signum: It's not like it's a strong defensive weapon, it turns like this after cutting her body...

Cypha: Heh, it looks that at least your fancy tricks are good for a laugh public servant

Agito: What that means!

Signum: ...

*music starts*

I must admit,
Your belkan tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a surpirse
Inside your sword!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your luck is hot!
C'mon, clown,
Let's see what you've got!
You try to slay me
With your hardest stuff
But your silly technique
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate!
You think your spark is stronger,
But your flame is tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the killing game
So for your information,
I'll reiterate
You're only second rate!
Men cower at the power
Of my weapon
My reactor is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and fry me
With your fire attack
Ambush me in your rage,
Chop away my arm
I'll will regenerate
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate!
You know, your belkan magic
Isn't tough enough
And your knightly babblish
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate!
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Huckebein's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
You look hilarious in your shocked stare!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a crippled state
You'll make a better living
In a fancy grave
You're only second rate!

Source: "You're Only Second Rate" from The Return of Jafar (Disney)

Author Notes:

Well, now i'm pretty sure Cypha could have a promising career as a disney villain xD!

"and you could have a good career as a comedian"

Wait, Agito?

"that is, if you live long enough to write something like that again"

Whoah! Signum! Uhm... i-it's not like i have something against you girls it's just tha-

*loads cartridge*

there's no scape from this right?

*Agito smiles evilly* "right"

Luckily this is a one shot -_-