The Moosey Fate of Your Favorite IZ People, Chapter 3

NOTICE: DUE TO AN AMAZING PLAY I RECENTLY SAW, THROUGHOUT THIS CHAPTER, THERE ARE MULTIPLE SONG LYRICS FROM THAT PLAY. DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND IT. I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO. IT'S NOT A VERY

WELL-KNOWN PLAY.

The cast is in my room once more, aggravated at their captivity still.

Suddenly, a deafening crash is heard from outside and I casually stroll into the room, just back from seeing the play "Big River" for the third time this week.

"I, Huckleberry, me, do hereby declare myself to be nothing, ever, other than exactly what I am!" I sing, covering one of my favorite songs from the musical.

Suddenly, I pounce on Dib's enormous head and scream in his ear,"HOW 'BOUT A HAND FOR THE HOG!" Dib lets out a pained yell while GIR shrieks/laughs hysterically, clapping his hands, and then sings with me, this time a sweet, slow, sorrowful song.

"And it all might be a lesson, for the hasty heart to know...maybe leavin's not the only way to go..." Tears run down my cheeks and I sob in the corner. "I-I'm never going to see a play like that again...it was better than Broadway. I'm serious. And what if the play is banned from theatres, just like the book (The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn) has been banned from libraries? WHAT IF THE PLAY BECOMES ABRIDGED LIKE THE BOOK? Nuuuuuuu!"

I'm so busy wallowing in my own misery that I don't even realize the cast is grouping together, like they're plotting something.

"Maybe if she keeps being miserable she won't dare us..."

"If we go and pretend to cry too, she might forget once and for all that we're supposed to be doing humiliating stuff..."

The cast, being their EVIL AND HEARTLESS SELVES, fake their pity and "cry" with me, triggering my suspicion. "Hey...you're all really OOC right now...OH! DARES, RIGHT! Thanks for reminding me, guys." The cast solemnly return to their chairs and begin tearing up for real.

Okay, first is tdwtrulz1022 again! And her Dib-loving OC Gen. Welcome, tdwtrulz!"

"Oh YEAH! Dib will always be mine! RAWR!" She says, a slightly crazy glint in her eyes.

Dib looks like this ._."

"Hehe, you're cuuute! I LOVE YOU! Anyways, read all of the ZaDr on fanfiction, then tell us your opinion...sitting next to Gen! Then, sing ET by Katy Perry to Zim! (Perf song)" She says.

I burst into tears. "NOT THE ZADR! Wait, it's Dib, not Zim we're torturing? Oh, okay then." I open , go to the Invader Zim category, choose "Romance" as the genre and Zim and Dib as the main characters. I then shove the laptop in Dib's face, duct taping him to the chair and leaving just one arm free so he can scroll down and select new fics. "Here, everybody. Take this candle wax and work it into your ears-or antennae, for that matter. It'll block out the screaming."

Seventy two hours later, Dib is white as a ghost and unconscious. I pull out the earplugs and inspect how far he got. "Huh...he only got to No. 604 out of 639, Believe. Um, must we wake him up? I like him unconscious."

Tdwtrulz1022 raises her eyebrows. "He still has to sing E.T."

"FIIIIINE." I yell in Dib's ear, causing him to holler in pain once more."WAKE UP, YOU LAZY BASTARD, WAKE UP!"

"OW! What do you want? No way I am reading more of this...HORROR!"

I roll my eyes. "No, I think six hundred and four yaoi stories are enough. I'd probably react just as badly if I was put in a Yuri fanfic. Well, maybe not. For some reason, I don't find yuri as bad as yaoi, though it might be different if I was part of the pairing-"

"AHEM!"

"Oh, sorry, Tdwtrulz1022! You have to sing E.T. to Zim. Remember?"

"OH-[THIS PART WAS CENSORED DUE TO SO MUCH SWEARING IT WAS OBSCENE. NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, DIB IS REALLY GOOD AT CUSSING. I'LL HAVE TO WRITE THESE WORDS DOWN. BUT WHAT'S A HOBKNOCKER? *LOOKS IT UP* OH, DIB, THAT'S DISCUSTING! HOW OLD ARE YOU? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THESE-OH, RIGHT, BACK TO THE QUESTIONS! BUT SERIOUSLY, DO NOT LOOK UP HOBKNOCKER. IT'S FUCKIN' DISCUSTING.]

Dib stops, taking a deep breath and preparing to start again, before I clap my hand over his mouth. "Oh, no you don't." I scold working the wax back into my ears so as not to hear a ZaDR love song. "It was DARED AND SO IT MUST BE DONE."

"Why are you shouting?"

"WHAT?"

"*sigh* Never mind."

You're so hypnotizing
could u be the devil, could you be an angel
your touch magnetizing
feels like going floating, leave my body glowing

They say be afraid
you're not like the others, futuristic lovers
different DNA, they dont understand u

You're from a whole other/another world
a different dimention
you open my eyes
and im ready to go, lead me into the light

Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial

You're so supersonic
wanna feel your powers, stumb me with your lasers
your kiss is cosmic, every move is magic

You're from a whole other/another world
a different dimension
you open my eyes
and im ready to go, lead me into the light

Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial

There is this transcendental, on another level
boy, you're my lucky star
i wanna walk on your wave length
and be there when you vibrate
for you i risk it all

all

Kiss me, k-k-kiss me
infect me with your love, and fill me with your poison
take me, t-t-take me
wanna be your victim, ready for abduction
boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial

Extraterrestrial

Extraterrestrial

Boy, you're an alien, your touch so far away
its supernatural, extraterrestrial

(No applause.)

I take the wax out of my ears. "Is it over?"

"Thank Irk." Zim gasps, eyes twitching.

"Okey dokey. What's the next Q or D?"

"Zim- Enjoy being a girl :D? Sing the Duck song!"

Zim gives an unearthly growl. "No, Zim did not! And what is this Duck Song?"

I show Zim the wonderfulness that is the Duck Song.

"Zim will not sing that."

"Yuh-huh! And I get to be the lemonade seller!"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. got any grapes?

The man said no we just sell lemonade. It's cold and its fresh and it's all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said "I'll pass".
Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?
Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said "No."
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?

The man said THAT'S IT! If you don't stay away, duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don't get to close! The duck said Adios.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any glue?

What?

You got any glue?
No, why would I– Oh!

Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?

And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, "Come on duck, let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes so you won't have to ask anymore."

So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said "Eh, no thanks".

"But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?"

Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.

I start bouncing off the walls, saying, "THAT WAS FUUUUUUN! IMMA SING NOW! SHE'S GOT ONE BIG BREAST IN THE MIDDLE OF HER CHEST AND AN EYE IN THE MIDDLE OF HER NOSE! SO SAYS I, IF YOU LOOK 'ER IN THE EYE, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF LOOKIN' UP HER NOSE!"

"What!"

"It's a song from Big River. The Royal Nonesuch."

"You do realize none of them will have any idea what you're talking about, right?" Purple says skeptically.

"...Yes." :( "By what means of doom should we torture them next?"

"Gaz- ...Read DaGr! (That's Dib and Gaz btw!)"

I shrink back into the shadows. "I know what DaGR is...and it's totally messed up. I don't care if you like it. It's fuckin' disgusting. Flames will be donated to Hell, or shall be used to burn Red into a tender crisp."

The Tallests flinch. "Your way of describing your...actions...are very...disturbing."

"Not as disturbing as DaGR. And you want disturbing, go read RaPR."

"We already did, remember? Our ocular implants melted."

"Oh yeah...that was memorable. Anywho, Gaz, PLEASE don't kill us for this. PLEASE?"

Gaz grunts and goes to the computer, reading DaGR completely stone-faced. I wave my hand directly in front of her face after a few minutes, and realize that it doesn't even move. She's gone into shock.

"Holy shit...this is really weird for a character like Gaz. Totally OOC. Maybe we'll just leave her like that 'till she gets a dare, she does really creep me out after all. Unlike Tak. YOU DON'T SCARE ME, TAK!"

"I should. And you're getting quite off-topic here."

"...right." I wave my wand and say an incantation so that Gaz won't wake up without me saying so. "Stupefy. Well, now for tdwtrulz1022's questions!"

Tdwtrulz1022 has to brainstorm for a moment. She soon conjures a question for none other than the Almighty Tallests. "Why are you both such assholes?"

"Hey!" Tallests yelp.

"Well, it's kinda true," I say nonchalantly. "I love you, Purple, and hate you, Red, but really, you're complete dickheads. You scare littler Irkens shitless because they're constantly afraid of being launched through the airlock-"

"It's funny!"

"-and when you lost a bet you shot the service drone who won out of the airlock so you wouldn't have to pay the monies to him. Basically, being taller than the others has caused you to have very overly swollen, arrogant heads."

The Tallests huff angrily. "You pretty much just answered our question." Red leers.

"GASP! I did, didn't I? Oh, well. Uh, next question!"

"Gir- Rainbows?"

GIR, who had been in the middle of dipping a live fish in a mixture of pickle juice and caviar, smiles and replies,"Only if dere is poptart kitteees attached! WEEEEE, sing with me, Mini!"

Minimoose chants along with GIR,"NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN-"

"MINIMOOSE!"

"Nyeh?"

"This is no time for your views on human religion!"

"Nyeh nyeh nya nyeh!"

"I completely agree, Minimoose, but we should really get back to the questions."

"Ny-nyeeehhhh..."

"Don't you take that tone with me!"

"Nyah nya."

"Oh, you did NOT just say that to me!"

"Nyeh nya nyan nya."

"You little shit! I'll deal with you later. Tdwtrulz1022, I apologize. Carry on."

Tdwtrulz1022 giggles and blushes. "Dib- Do you want a girlfriend ;)"

Elbowing Dib teasingly, I taunt,"Oooooh, a flirty wink emoticon. You gonna answer, Dibykinz?"

Dib pushes me away-the NERVE of him!-and turns bright red. "Um...well, if there are people out there who actually like me and don't think I'm insane, that's great, but, um, a GIRLFRIEND...can we come back to this question, Arlene? Please?"

Exasperated sigh."Okay, okay. And until Dib answers your question, you can share seats with him, tdwturlz1022. Knock yourself out."

Tdwtrulz1022 plops down on the extra room in Dib's armchair. She bats her eyes flirtily.

I smirk at Dib's obvious uncomfortable-ness. "Well, next is TheAlmightyBlueHyena."

She flies in on a Hungarian Horntail.

"HOLY SHIT! YOU CRAZY, WOMAN?" I duck from the blast of flame spewing from the Horntail's mouth.

"YEEEAAAHHH! A FELLOW POTTAH FANGIRL!" She screeches, falling to her knees and sobbing. "WHY FRED! HE WUZ MAH FAVORITEDEST ONE!..." She continues sobbing.

Tears well up in my eyes and I abruptly start crying as well. "WAAAAAH! FRED WASN'T MY FAVORITEST, BUT HE WAS STILL SOOOOOO GREAT AND WHYYYY MUST HE BE GONE! POOR GEORGE! WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN IN THE SOUTH, AND THE MOON COMES UP IN THE EAST, YOU WOULDN'T IMAGINE THE MENAGERIE AIR, CREATED BY A COUPLE A' GUYS!" (For those of you who don't know, which is most likely all of you, that was part of a Big River song.)

TheAlmightyBlueHyena gets up. "Anywho, the Tallests must let Zim pilot the Massive to wherever the Hell he wants. For the entire fic."

Tallests: D:

"I AM ZIIIIIM!"

I shout joyfully. "Good thing I brought the Massive!"

"You what?" The crowd leaves the house and sees the source of the racket at the beginning of the chapter. The Massive is right in my front yard, landed badly and banged up in places.

"WHOO! ZIM, GET THE CONTROLS!"

Zim, driven by his mass excitement, sprints to the controls and shoves the original pilot away before everyone is even outside yet.

When each individual is in the Massive, with protective headgear on in case Zim completely screws up, the dares continue.

TheAlmightyBlueHyena turns to Dib. "Here, have my strange little bro. He looks up to you, for some strange reason." Bro appears and hugs Dib and WILL NOT LET GO.

I glance at Dib indignantly. "That's...nice?"

The child is clinging onto Dib's ankle like some sort of leech. Tdwtrulz1022 leers down at him, no doubt pissed that she now has competition for Dib's attention.

TheAlmightyBlueHyena grins, mildly apologetic. "Yeaaahhh...so he's probl'y gonna stay like that for a while...Moving on...Zim, why the hell are you wearin' a dress?"

Zim and I's eyes both flash with aggravation and anger as we scream, "IT'S NOT A DRESS, IT'S THE UNIFORM OF AN ALMIGHTY IRKEN INVADER!"

I add, "You want a dress, look at the Tallest! They wear pretty skirts!"

"For the last time, they're not skirts!" Red cries. Without hesitation, I whip my wand back out and splash Red with a spurt of water, purely for my enjoyment as he cries out in tremendous pain.

Purple stares wide-eyed at his co-Tallest rolling on the floor, all dignity forgotten. "Why did you do that? Huh?"

I shrug. "For fun."

"SCREEEHEHEHE...Oh yeah, and now, as a reward for the hosts good taste in reading, EVERYBODY GETS TO GO TO HARRY POTTER LAND WITH ME IN FLORIDA! =B"

I give a joyful shout of...joy! "HELL YES! Zim, at the end of this chapter, TURN THIS BITCH AROUND AND LAND IN FLORIDA!"

Zim grumbles. "Fine. but ZIM will do it because he WISHES TO, not because some FILTHY HYOOMAN commanded him so!"

Can you guess what I did next? That's right. I glomped him. "I love how arrogant you are. It's adorable."

"GET YOUR FILTHY MEAT-HANDS OFF OF ZIM'S SUPERIOR SKIN!"

"NUUUUUUU! MAH ZIMMEH!" Zim throws me off, accidentally brush one of the control buttons on the Massive, causing us to hit...turbulence? Can you hit turbulence in space? Anyway, we're all thrown upward, VERY thankful for out helmets.

"Oh, and one last thing..." She glomps Lard Nar and GIR. "I will always luv you ^-^" She B-slaps the Tallests and SEN WITH A SALMON. She turns around grinning creepily.

Hurrah! Another SEN hater! (If you're wonderin' why I hate them so much, it's 'cause of an AMAZING fanfic I read. In case you're interested, it's "What Will Be, Will Be, by Cryssy-Miu. Thanks soooo much to pokekinz0520 for introducing me to that fic in HER questionnaire.) Anyways, back to teh reviews.

"I like salmon...they taste good, and if you see your boyfriend another table down with some other girl, then revenge is INSTANT. Bah bah now." She gets back on zee Hungarian Horntail of DOOM and flies away.

I smile-for once, it DOESN'T look all that insane-and say,"I always like meeting another HP fangirl." We hit more "turbulence"."ZIM! Be careful!"

"DO NOT TELL ZIM WHAT TO DO!"

Sigh."Next person. THE Mad Hattress Of Horror."

Magical door of wonder appears and Sanii and Rain are walking in and arguing…kinda.

Sanii is talking to Rain. House elves aren't called that, they are called Brownies; and have better clothing.

"Grrr..."

"Dragons were pretty precise; but the colorings were wrong for the Horntail and the Common Welsh didn't even have yellow eye's like EVERY SINGLE ONE does."

"Yeah, the colorings were wrong for the Horntail, but not in the book!"

"Dementors not only were animated kinda badly; but also their clothing was wrong and have a different name that I don't remember."

"ACTUALLY, dementors were purely J.K. Rowling's creation, SANI."

"...They don't have black strips; they have rags that flow in the wind and not hover around. Ghosts are a bit more transparent than what they showed. and they don't appear completely in the light."

"GRRRRRR..."

"Wands don't choose you, you must create your own wand to seal a bond with it and transfer energy."

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" (Strong urge to strangle)

"Spells don't work like they show it."

I am steaming, red with anger. The cast is looking at me nervously, save for Zim, who is busy with his controls.

"Flying Brooms aren't real; they are an old tale because villagers saw witches jumping around in corn fields with brooms and pitch forks because they were high-"

Rain and I lose it at exactly the same time.

Rain screams, "HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST THING TO EVER COME SINCE I SAW DAVID HASSLEHOFF TURN INTO A JET AND FLY AWAY LEAVING A MAGIC RAINBOW TRAIL BEHIND! WITH NYAN CAT!"

While I yell a similar rant, but with more cussing and name-calling.

Rain calms down. "Well now that all happiness has drained from me once more; I will go on with the reviews I suppose. Zim: Go wallow around in a vat of buttery popcorn for 4 minutes and then let Gir and Minimoose lick you clean."

Hehe.

I smirk. "Zim, temporarily give the other Irken the controls back and do it."

"YAAAAAAY, MASTAH AND ME GONNA HAVE A LICKY PARTY!"

Zim mutters threats under his breath that I know he'll never act on, and gets up. Somehow, the popcorn vat was already there, waiting for Zim to bathe in it. You know what happens next.

**Four minutes later**

Zim is scowling in a corner, the entire cast laughing their asses off. "This is humiliating..."

I've finally had enough of this entertainment. "OK, GIR, Minimoose, that's enough. Leave Master alone. Zim, you can return to the controls."

"Awwww..."

"Nyeh..."

"Gir: Go to Jack Skellington's world and replace Zero the red blinky nose ghost dog."

I laugh. "I haven't seen that movie in a while, but I agree it would be funny." I poof GIR away. "We'll bring him back later."

"Gaz: ….Eh. Go hug Bloaty the Pizza Hog until you throw up from disgust."

"Awww...I guess I better un-Stupify her."

After waking up Gaz, I tell her what she must do and glares at THE Mad Hattress. Let's just say, if looks could kill...

"You people are disgusting." I poof Gaz away with my wand and hack into the security camera at Bloaty's. No one laughs, because we know what Gaz will do if we laugh. And it won't be pretty.

When I take Gaz back to the Massive, she just glares and goes back to her GameSlave.

Rain looks angrily over at Sanii, who is finishing up an Icee. "Dib. You will go out with Sanii tonight at the late-night movies to watch The Haunting In Connecticut."

Sanii and Dib both sputter and go beet red. "WHAT?"

"YOU RUINED MY MOOD! I BARELY EVER GET HAPPY ANYMORE AND THAT MOVIE DID UNTIL YOU STARTED CRITICIZING IT!"

"B-BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED ME WHAT I TRULY THOUGHT OF IT AND I TOLD YOU! I SAID I LIKED THE MOVIE BUT THE CREATURES AND STUFF WERE WRONG!"

I glare at Sanii. "Well, SANII, Muggles simply got a lot of that stuff wrong. What YOU thought was correct was actually just what Muggles changed to make things seem more realistic or impressive."

Rain: Well consider this revenge for your 'unintentional' judgment. You could have at least attempted to make a happy remark to seal in my good day. Now go. Your movie starts in 18 minutes.

Sanii is humiliated and walks over to Dib. "I guess we sh-should go…."

Dib, slowly inching over to the portal back to Earth, mouths "HELP ME!"

Tdwtrulz1022 is SEETHING, eyes twitching with undying envy.

Rain watches them leave. "I don't usually interfere with the affairs of love, but in one way or another; I WILL get revenge. I couldn't kill her. She is a part of me anyways."

Host: Here's a cupcake with Pepper Spray. Knock yourself out.

I thoroughly examine the cupcake. "How intriguing...oh, and you can call me Arlene, by the way. Or Arlie."

"Nny: I don't know if you are aware of this crisis at hand. I completely understand your thoughts on JIMMY. I too have had someone like Jimmy but it was female and she tried to kill my animals so that it would be just me and her working together. She had to be disposed of. Although my battle is done, yours is not quite. Fangirls are pairing you and Jimmy and making you do….HORRIBLE things. Such things that my eye's are going to bleed any moment from thinking of you and Jimmy as just FRIENDS. Please, for the love of Doritos, take this laser/flamethrower/dagger-shooting instrument and MURDER ALL JIMMY+JOHNNY FANS!" She holds out a Wii remote and almonds fall from behind her* (The Wii is all she said. And a Wii remote.)

I shiver. "That pairing...as messed up as DaGr."

Meanwhile, Nny has snatched up the Wiimote (That's what I like to call them.) and is not necessarily using his 'inside voice.' "WHY THE HELL DO THEY PAIR ME WITH HIM? I KILLED THAT FUCK! FUCKIN' RIPPED OPEN HIS CHEST WITH HOOKS!"

"And smashed in his skull with a mallet," I add.

"EXACTLY!" Nny storms into the portal and kills Nny/Mmy fans so brutally that we can hear the screams in the Massive.

"I will simply sit here and watch the bloody and torturous fun until Sanii returns." She sits down near a wall where she can watch everyone and watches quietly yet creepily as people converse and stare at the insane demon-angel-thing that is staring…INTO THEIR SOOOOOUUUULSSS.

CAST: O_o

I giggle eerily. "Into their souls? HA! You can't stare into mine! 'Cause I'm a GINGER! And I have no soul! There is one more review. It's pretty short, but that's okay! Hehe. It's from pickleabanana."

Her OC shows up. "Hello I am Invader Miz, sis of Zim and I HATE DIB!" She slaps Dib and turns into a tiger.

"OW!"

I do a victory dance. "She slapped Dib! VICTORY! Wait…when did you and Sanii get back?"

Dib, pouting and ignoring my question, asks, "Why do you hate me so much?"

I reply, not bothering to look at him, "I don't hate you. I just don't like you too much. Something about a kid your age wishing to rip out another living creature's organs on an autopsy table seems just…WRONG."

Meanwhile, Zim has abandoned the controls and is very, VERY confused. "Irkens don't have siblings! They are cloned in tubes!"

I roll my eyes. "It's fanfiction. Calm down. AND GET BACK TO THE CONTROLS BEFORE YOU KILL US ALL!"

"I dare you to be locked in a room with me as a tiger! Bwahahaha!"

Evil grin. Before Dib can even feel dread, I shove him and Miz into the Room of Requirement,(don't ask how it found its way into the Massive) and hear gruesome amounts of shrieks, while tdwtrulz1022 pounds on the door, hysterical.

I cross my arms and wait for it to be over, then I MAGICALLY heal Dib's wounds. "Well, that's the last of the reviews! And we forgot the quote to end the chappy last time! Oh NUUUUU! Well, I will conjure Huckleberry Finn, so that he can quote himself."

I do just that. "HIT IT, HUCK!" I do an epic dance before pointing at him(epically)

"That's just the way it is with some people. They get down on a thing when they don't know nothin' about it."

I giggle again. "So true. Now, Zim, take us to FLORIDA! HP world, here we come!"

When we land at Universal Studios-probably crushing a few people in the process, I realize something.

"Hey...Conman wasn't even HERE this chapter! Maybe he's gone FOREVER! Huzzah!"

What did I miss?

"FUCK!"

I'm done now. R&R, please! Sorry this took so long...no motivation. Bleargh. And BY THE WAY, I'm writing a new story, called Instant Karma! You should check it out! Right now! I neeeeeeeeed reviews! And sorry this chapter is so badly written. I wasn't in the mood to write, but knew that I should update this.

Arlene out!

I do not own anything but Conman.