A Devious Plan

"Moony?"

"Yeah, Padfoot?"

"I.. have a DEVIOUS PLAN!"

".."

".."

"Re..peat that?"

"I have a DEVIOUS PLAN!"

"..And, ah, that is?"

"Can't tell."

"Why do you have that scarily smug look on your face?"

"Cos I have a DEVIOUS PLAN and I'm not telling you what it is."

"I see. So, Sirius..James, Peter, and I..we're like you're family..aren't we?"

"Oh definitely! Definitely, totally, all the way across the moon totally."

"And you tell us everything, correct?"

"Yu — wait a second. I see what you're doing!"

"...Why, whatever do you mean, my friend?"

"Whatever you say, I refuse to give you my super coffee recipe."

"Oh, well, of course not. You would never!"

"Good."

"..."

"..."

"So, other than the coffee recipe, you'd tell us everything?"

"Yu — WAIT, A SECOND! I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"

"What, pray tell, am I doing?"

"I WILL NEVER, EVER, NO MATTER WHAT, WHAT, WHAT TEACH YOU HOW TO COOK CHOCOLATE."

"..."

"..."

"Sirius."

"Yes, pal?"

"You know how to cook chocolate?"
"Yeah! And I'll never, ever tell you how."

"All..rightie. Okay, fine, other than those two things, you'll tell us everything?"

"No! Today I found the error of my words! I will tell you almost everything. But not nearly everything."

"..."

".."

"Please?"

"Never."

"I'll buy you a motorcycle."

"YAY! Okay, to cook chocolate, you throw it in a pot and turn the stove on. And my coffee recipe is coffee with Essence of Dumbeldore."

"Essence of who?"
"See, I tried Essence of Murlap, but Murlap tastes bad. I figured Dumbledore must taste, you know, good. So, see, I stood next to him for a whole twenty four hours with the Cloak, holding a pot, and I poured the air from the pot into the coffee, and voila, Dumbledore-flavored Coffee!"

".."

"Sirius."

"Wattup, mate?"

"Have you ever considered seeking profession help?"

"Meh, not really. Costs a big bucks."

"Sirius, I'm scared to ask, but what's your devious plan?"

"..Can't tell."

Fin :) :) :)

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A/N- I know, I know, I never told you the devious plan, but I thought it might be better this way. If you want me to, I'll continue it/add a sequel. Review!