What's Fanfiction?

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"Anna?"

"Yes Rudolph?"

"What could you possibly be doing on the computer all the time?"

"Oh! I found the most delightful website!"

"Really? What is it?"

"Fanfiction!"

"...What's fanfiction?"

"It seems that several mortals enjoy writing about their favorite characters from either a storybook, film or show that comes from the television box!"

"You don't say?"

"Yeah! And guess what? I found fanfiction about us!"

"About us? But we're not characters from any fandom!"

"Some of the stories are fantastic! For example, Gregory is always paired up with some rebellious girl, I get to be with Tony..."

"And me?"

"Most of the time you're paired up with a made-up character...however sometimes...you wouldn't believe what they write. Take a look for yourself?"

Pause.

"MOTHER OF-HOW COULD THEY PUT ME WITH MY BEST FRIEND? AND MY BROTHER? MY EYES! MY EYES!"

"Hey, it's nothing personal. Unless...they found out your secret?"

"I do not have any relations with Tony or Gregory!"

"Alright, alright, just checking!"

Anna hopped off the computer chair and skipped down the stairs, leaving Rudolph to silently question the sanity of humans.

A/N: I feel humorous today. Anyway, as some of you may know, Quizilla practically deleted everything on my account...including my little vampire stories. I am happy to announce that they are starting to restore all my creations. Not everything is there yet, but most likely in a few days time, it'll be back to normal. It's the real reason to why I hadn't written anything since July 4th. A new chapter for 'From London With Love' will be out soon!

Anyone else going to the midnight premiere for HP7 Part 2?