"We're going to have to tell them soon."

"No, we're not."



"They're dating."


"So, wouldn't you rather them find out now rather than after they're…"

"After they're what?"


"Harry!" Draco made a face.

"They're teenage boys, Dray. It's bound to happen."

"No! Stop right there! I don't even want to think about my sixteen-year-old son having sex."

"Alright, alright…But we still have to tell them."

"Ugh. Fine." Harry smiled, pressing a kiss to the blonde's lips. Draco grinned, pushing himself up on all fours and pinning the former Gryffindor beneath him to deepen the kiss. They didn't hear the door open until it was too late.

"Hey, dad, can I—SHIT!"

"Fuck!" Draco slid off of Harry in a flash, pulling the blankets further up around them. Albus fled from the doorway, horrified. Draco buried his face in a pillow, groaning. Harry chuckled to himself.

"Well, I guess that'll get the message across well enough," he said. Draco punched him lightly in the chest, flipping him off without even looking up. Harry only laughed, pulling his blonde lover in for a kiss.


"Hiya, Albus. What's up?"

"I don't think we're going to work out."

"What? Why?"

"I just walked in on your dad snogging my dad." Albus paused. "Naked."

There was a thump and silence, which Albus took to mean Scorpius had dropped the phone.

Author Note

Even with JK's lovely little gift of Albus and Scorpius, I'm still a Drarry man through and through. This little gem came to me while I was evading sleep last night and it was just to perfect to pass up. A little insight as to why Albie and Scor can't be together-their dads are shagging each other! And that would just be awkward...