Vampire Perfect

Bella sat silently in her room, and thought of her last argument with her true love, Edward. He had said she would never understand him unless she knew the pain he suffered, which was completely stupid! At least he wasn't stuck in a love triangle with a sulky vampire, and a hot teen werewolf! Oh wait, she thought. He kind of is. Pushing the thought aside, she got up, and stared out her window at the dark night sky. Strangely, there were no stars out even though it was a clear night. Hmm, I wonder why that is. Stupid pollution! Suddenly, a ball of light came out of nowhere, and streaked across the sky. A shooting star!

"I wish I knew what it was like to be Edward." She whispered to herself. "If only I knew what it was like to be him… then I would understand him." In seconds, the star was gone, and Bella sighed sadly. "If only magic did exist."

"Hey, Bells?" Charlie peeked his head inside the room. "You should go to bed. It's time for school."

She nodded, and flicked off the light, flopping down onto her bed.

When Bella woke up, she expected to be in her dark, cozy bedroom, but instead, the sun was shining directly in her face. When she opened her eyes, she was shocked to see she was in Edward's bedroom, on the couch. How did I get here? She wondered, rubbing her head. Instead of feeling her long, tangled hair, she felt… short, soft hair. Her eyes widened. Uh oh. Panicking, she jumped up, and ran to the mirror. Instead of seeing her reflection, she saw… Edward! Cautiously, she raised her arm and Edward did the same. Could she really have switched places with Edward? Was she dreaming? All she knew was that she was freaked out, and before she realized what she was doing, she screamed. Expecting make a high-pitched, shrieking sound, it only freaked her out even more when she made a yelling sort of sound. Bella didn't even stop screaming when Emmett ran in to see what she was screaming about.

"Edward, what happened?" he asked standing in the doorway looking confused.

At first, she didn't realize he was talking to her, but then she remembered that she was Edward. "I have short hair!" Bella exclaimed

"Yeah." Emmett answered looking confused.

"I'm a dude!"

"Uh huh."

"I'm BUFF!" Bella screamed back at Emmett.

"Edward what is wrong with you!" Emmett asked, "I know you're a dude!"

"No! I'm a girl!"

Before Emmett could answer the doorbell rang, and suddenly someone pushed past Emmett and ran into the room. It was Bella's body! Bella turned and stared at it. Wow, she thought. Are my boobs really that big? But then realization hit, and she was sent into another state of panic.

The two stared at each other for a long moment, both of them shocked. Then at the same moment they screamed.

"What is wrong with you two?" Emmett asked looking confused

"I'm a chick!" Bella's body said

Emmett (very confused) walked away.

"Edward?" Bella asked stepping cautiously towards her body.

"Yeah. Bella?" Edward asked

"Uh huh." she replied

"Edward? Bella?" Carlisle had called them from the living room.

"Um…. WE'RE NOT DECENT!" Edward yelled

"Wait, what? What are you even doing?" Esme asked

"Talking." Bella replied, shocked. She was a dude!

"Can you two please come out here?" Carlisle asked

"Uhu." Bella answered. The two of them slowly walked into the living room.

"What is wrong with you two?" Emmett asked still looking confused.

"Ummmmm…..?" Bella said looking to Edward for help.

"Nothing." Edward said trying to imitate the way Bella usually flips her hair. He failed.

"No, something is definitely wrong with you two." Jasper said crossing his arms.

"Ummmm…. SORRY!" Bella yelled. The Cullens all jumped. "Gotta go late for school! Let's go Edward!" she said. The rest of the Cullens looked confused. "I mean Bella!" she said grabbing Edward's (well technically Bella's since Edward is in her body) arm and pulling him out the door.

"But it's Sunday!" Esme called. They ignored her. Once out the door, Bella faced Edward. She felt kind of silly because she automatically looked up. Then she remembered she was Edward! She looked down, and saw herself through Edward's eyes. Man, she really was as ugly as she thought she was. That made her feel sad.

"What-did-you-DO?" Edward asked furious.

"I don't know! I don't think I even did anything except-" she froze. The shooting star. Oh crap.

"What? WHAT?" Demanded Edward.

"Well," Bella fumbled with her sleeves. "I kind of…"

"Kind of what?"

"Wished on a shooting star that I would know what it felt like to be you."

"You WHAT?" Edward shouted.

"SHHHH! The Cullens will hear us, stupid!"

He rolled his eyes. "Oh, you'd better know a way to fix this!"

Hey! So, I would've written more, but I got lazy. And tired. And a headache… anyway, Plz review, or else I can't write anymore! :'(

P.S. The next chapter goes to Edward's point of view, when he wakes up, and is Bella.

P.S.S. I know. This chapter SUCKED! But don't hate! I just found out that I can't get my rat a cage mate! Now she's going to suffer from depression symptoms. Ok, that's a bit dramatic, but she'll have to be lonely 23% of the day! So sad.