Mr. Blue-eyes—

With the bleached blond hair,

With the two pieced, single breasted suit.

And money scattered everywhere.

Mr. Boyish-Smirk—

With the wonderful wife and the two perfect boys,

With the trips and traipses to exotic places,

And driving expensive toys.

Mr. "Average Guy"-Façade—

With the "college boy" face,

With the evil man underneath.

With no remorse or disgrace.

Mr. My Fantasy—

With the irresistible azure eyes, could it be I'm overzealous?

With the genuine, sweet smile…

And of course I'm jealous….

Put that one in your pipe and light up….