Forsooth, a wild Snorlax doth there appear!
Ring the alarum bell, and gather men;
We must despatch this rancid beast, posthaste!
For such monstrositites should swift be culled
Lest, as we sleep, they rip us from our beds,
And, like the Charybdis devours a fleet,
So too do they toss us into their maws
Where tarry darkness drips from all within.