WOW: Chain. Sam's been walking the streets for hours to give Dean a bit of 'private time', so he really, really doesn't need this.

Disclaimer: I don't own them, and they're probably very glad I don't.


Sometimes Sam could really see the appeal of being an only child.

He tried to rationalise the chain of events Dean had described and which had culminated in the revolting spectacle before him.

"So, tell me again what happened?"

"Jesus Sam, how many times? I was bangin' that chick from the bar last night. It all got a bit kinky an' and then the bitch took off with my freakin' wallet, phone, an' my clothes."

He tried to look as outraged as one could look cuffed naked and spreadeagled to a bed.

Sam sighed.

Yep, only child sounded real good right now.