A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfic By Andrew J. Talon
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release.
"So Pinkie Pie, what's the occasion?" Twilight Sparkle asked as the pink-colored mare cheerfully showed her friends into her home. It was done up, as usual, for a celebration in gaily colored ribbons and streamers and with the warm pink paint of the walls presented a cheerful atmosphere.
"Oh, it's a surprise! Just wait and see!" Pinkie Pie said cheerfully. She bounced into the kitchen, leaving her friends to wait.
"What do you think it is? Gummy's New Girlfriend Party was last week," Twilight asked aloud.
"Ah don't think him gnawing on a rubber gator toy counts," Applejack said dryly.
"Love can take all different forms," Fluttershy said softly. "A turtle near my house keeps giving flowers to a rock. Poor thing, she's so lonely."
"Maybe we can hook her up with Speedy! He's the stallion-est turtle in all of Equestria!" Rainbow Dash said with a bright smile.
"Ahem?" Twilight cleared her throat to get everypony's attention. "If we could focus?"
"I believe we'll get our answer soon enough, Twilight," Rarity said with a serene smile. "And the answer, whatever it is, will surely be..." Rarity trailed off for a moment as Pinkie Pie pushed her surprise into the room on a cart. Rarity's eyes then grew to a very large size and her jaw dropped.
"Surprise!" Pinkie Pie said with a grin as she hopped in front of the gigantic, multi-colored stack of fruit and candy covered gelatin. All of Pinkie Pie's friends backed away.
"Oh my goodness gracious, Pinkie Pie!" Fluttershy whispered, horrified. "Wh-What have you done?"
"Th-That monstrosity! You can't be serious!" Rarity gasped, holding a hoof to her mouth.
"I think I'm going to be sick," moaned Twilight.
"By Celestia's fetlock clippin's, have you lost yer mind?" Applejack cried.
"Was this the idea of that damn bucket of turnips?" Rainbow Dash demanded angrily. "WAS IT? WAS IT?"
"Hm? What?" Pinkie Pie looked back at the gelatin construct, then back at her horrified friends. Her mouth then made an 'o' of understanding, and she giggled.
"Oh no! Silly willy fillies, where have you been? They don't need to make Jell-O from horse bones and hooves any more!"
"Then what is it made from?" Twilight demanded. Pinkie Pie produced the package. Twilight took it into her hooves and studied it.
"'Pony Safe... All natural ingredients, none of them from ponies,'" Twilight read. Rarity breathed a sigh of relief, as the rest of the ponies calmed down.
"Oh good! For a moment, I was worried..."
"All right girls! Let's dig in!" Pinkie Pie cheered, hoofing out spoons to them all. Twilight laughed and smiled.
"We're sorry for thinking you'd use... You know... Ponies in your Jell-O."
"Of course I wouldn't!" Pinkie Pie laughed as she pointed at the package. "Look on the back!"
Twilight Sparkle did.
"Hmmm... 'Made from 100% human?'"
"Bon appetite!" Pinkie Pie said with a wink, just before digging out a spoonful and popping it into her mouth. "Mmmm..." She grinned.
Just a dark bit of fun to mock a recurring trope concerning glue I've seen in a few fics. No humans were harmed in the making of this story.
Except for Bob. Sorry Bob, that was my bad.