The Justin Show: Summer Spectacular

Rated T for Language, Crude Humor, and Sexuality

Disclaimer: I don't know why I do this, but I don't own! All of the skits will be viewers choice! Enjoy!


(Guitar plays "Lit Up" by Buckcherry)

Chris McLean: Live from the sandy beaches of Miami, Florida...get ready for the show that's a lot hotter than hell itself...it's The Justin Show: Summer Spectacular!

(crowd cheers.)

Chris McLean: Starring Geoff...

(Image shows Geoff with a shirt reading "Kill Casey Anthony". He's giving a thumbs up.)

...Bridgette...

(Image shows Bridgette pole dancing and giving a guy a roundhouse kick to the face.)

...D.J...

(Image shows D.J. with a handful of hot girls. He is dressed like a 70s style pimp.)

...LeShawna...

(Image shows LeShawna dressing up as a Miami Dolphin and tackling everybody)

...Owen...

(Image shows Owen pigging out at Red Lobster at everything at sight)

...Eva...

(Image shows Eva dressed like Ivan Drago and killing Apollo Creed)

...Cody...

(Image shows Cody falling out of a plane.)

...Blaineley...

(Image shows Blaineley making out with Chris McLean in a closet.)

...Harold...

(Image shows Harold with a chainsaw cutting down the ice)

...Heather...

(Image shows Heather with an issue of herself on Playboy. She is giving a thumbs up.)

(Heather takes the microphone from Chris's hand)

Heather: And now, here is the star of the show...the ultimate Rock Star of the Total Drama universe and is so hot, he can make Alaska melt...Justin!

(Justin arrives in the sky. He's hanging on to a helicopter, and as soon as he lands. Pyro goes off the stage!)

Justin: Looks like I really did myself...How's it going, everyone! This is "The Justin Show: Summer Spectacular"!

(The crowd cheers.)

Justin: I wanna say thank you to all of you watching on Pay Per View! You have made this event the most watched event in Pay Per View history! Bite that, WrestleMania! As far as everyone is concerned...The real champ is here! No offense, John Cena!

(Shows John Cena as he is invisible.)

John Cena: It's okay, they cant see me anyway.

Justin: I heard that. Okay, as you both know, we see what kind of dumbass tactic Alejandro does to get in my show. Well, I tell you, it's about to be better than the first! Let's see...


(Camera shows Alejandro trying to get in like last time.)

Chef Hatchet: Ticket, please.

Alejandro: Here you go, my good man. And for good reasons, it is not expired or is fake. Check it.

(Chef Hatchet does so.)

Chef Hatchet: Well, I'll be a skunk on a human bear trap, this is real!

Alejandro: See! So, I guess I'll be in your way.

(As soon as Alejandro takes a few steps, Chef Hatchet stops him in time.)

Chef Hatchet: Yeah right, fool...You think you can play me like the sopapilla-loving cracker that you are?

Alejandro: (looking scared) There's nothing wrong with this, I swear!

Chef Hatchet: This is a damn bus pass!

Alejandro: What! (Looks at the ticket. It seems to be counterfeited. Alejandro looks pissed off.) Damn O'Doyle!

(The O'Doyle Family drives up to Alejandro.)

O'Doyles: O' Doyles rule!

(The O'Doyle's drive off. Alejandro looks up to Chef Hatchet.)

Alejandro: So...you gonna let me in?

(Chef Hatchet gives him an angry, yet satisfying smile.)

Alejandro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Alejandro gets tossed 30 feet right into a garbage can, knocking the garbage and him down. The police officer from SpongeBob SquarePants shows up, writes Alejandro a ticket and leaves.)

Alejandro: Oh...Ay caramba...


(Crowd applauses.)

Justin: That poor bastard...Anyway, we got a tremendous show! We got some special guests, some fanmail, and a whole lot more crazy s*** you can expect! Now unlike this show, all of the skits will be in your hands. That's right, every skit on this show will be...

Heavy Metal voice: VIEWERS CHOICE!

Justin: James Durbin, everyone! And now, let's close to commercial with a little piece of Buckcherry! Hit it, Trent!

(Buckcherry's "Lit Up" plays)

Justin:
Oh yeah

Ya wanna find it
Come on yeah

I'm on a plane, with cocaine
And yes I'm all lit up again
Cough up love, and touch up
Your mama said packing lines is sin

And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all, lit up again, flying
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, mama can you wait, yeah

I'm on a train, and ride on
You know the train is staying off the track
I'm in touch love, from this crutch
Well you're on ten, but honey I'm on eleven

And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all, lit up again, flying
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, mama can you wait
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, oh can you wait long?

Well crack the door for the curious girl cause she's been waiting, she's been waiting
Chop a line for the fiending man 'cause he wants one
You know, you know you got to, can you feel it can you feel it tonight, are you high love, tell me are you fucking high?
In the moment you are just so right
You're right love, are you right love?

And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all, lit up again, flying
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, mama can you wait
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, oh can you wait long?

Oh yeah
Don't wanna fight that
Alright, yeah
Yeah


Heather: Hey, Heather here! Our first skit is a parody of a 70s game show, and you...the fans, will get to choose which game show you want to see! You can choose from these 3 choices:

The Dating Game (With D.J. as the host)

The Newlywed Game (with Owen as the host)

The Match Game (with Geoff as the host)

Send us the most votes and see what comes up in the first official chapter of "The Justin Show: Summer Spectacular"! Until then, the show will be right back!