The Justin Show: Summer Spectacular

Rated M for Language, Crude Humor, and Sexuality

Disclaimer: The sneak peek is here! Plus, I do not own.


Chris McLean: Coming soon to all of you fans on "The Justin Show". T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, no creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Get ready for the holidays unlike you've never seen before, he's bringing the big guns to pay-per-view, so get ready for more. Justin and his friends are back ready to lay the smackdown, so get ready all of you skit shows, he's coming back to take back his crown. So before you go to bed, eat your deer meat and sprout, because he knows when you better watch in...

(Justin bursts through the wall of the TV. He is holding a chainsaw.)

Justin: You better watch out!

(Justin rips apart the television with his chainsaw in half.)

Chris McLean: "A Justin Show Christmas". He's definitely coming to your town all right! Coming soon...


(Justin is seen with his castmates and a whole lot of celebrities as they gather around him, just like on Saturday Night Live.)

Justin: Okay, did everyone of you have a good time?

(Crowd cheers.)

Justin: Okay, I wanna thank Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, The Ultimate Warrior, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Santino Marella, CM Punk, Charlie Sheen...and if I forgot anyone who I didn't mention. All apologies, you are a wonderful-

(Justin's voice is cutoff when Ezekiel comes on to the stage, streaking.)

Justin: What the hell!

Ezekiel: Look at me, Eh? I'm letting it all out! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Ezekiel wobbles his johnson and nuts on the camera and runs. Eva and LeShawna try to catch him, but to no avail.)

Ezekiel: Hi Mom! You saw my wang? It's bigger than your face! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Ezekiel runs off happily and annoying.)

Justin: Uh, that's all the time for today...we'll see you in the Christmas special...Good lord! Anyone who gets him gets million dollars!

Crowd: YEAH!

(Ezekiel is being chased out of the studio, by Justin, Heather and everybody who now has huge butterfly nets.)

Meanwhile...

(Alejandro is dragging miles outside from The Justin Show studio. He feels rejected)

Alejandro: Ay caramba...I can't believe I missed it...again. That Justin is gonna pay for having embarassed me in national television. I'll find a way to make him suffer, and after that..Heather will have no choice but to take me back. This I vow. And if it takes-

(Alejandro's voice is cut off as he notices a naked Ezekiel running right past him unexpectedly.)

Alejandro: Did...I just see Ezekiel...butt-naked? I gots to quit eating habanero...

(Alejandro then notices a mob about to run right past them?)

Alejandro: Is that...?

(Alejandro then sees Justin, Heather and everyone with butterfly nets.)

Alejandro: OW! OW! OW! MAMI! AAAH!

(Justin's group of net catchers run over Alejandro. Alejandro is suffering from footmarks all over his body. He is seriously hurt.)

Alejandro: Oi...Why do you do this to me, mio?...Ohh...

(Alejandro is unconscious. The police officer from Spongebob SquarePants writes a ticket, places it on Alejandro's butt and leaves.)

Alejandro: (groaning in pain) Ohhhh...not again...


I'm not sure if this ending was perfect... but what do I care. It's an excellent way to close out "The Justin Show: Summer Spectacular"! Read and review, everyone! "A Justin Show Christmas" will come soon, I think! Stay tuned!